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#2351

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2352

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2353

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2354

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2355

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2356

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2357

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2358

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2359

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2360

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2361

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2362

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2363

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2364

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2365

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2366

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2367

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:16pm

The sad thing is I only had half a tumbler full of Bailey's (with ICE!) and I still got sick. DayDreamer, FidoRock and Camerangel have been to bars with me - they know I swore off drinking after my last ill-conceived Bailey's sorrow-drowning pity party. Just the smell of alcohol makes me gag. But I keep thinking, "Well THIS time will be different!" and it never is!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2368

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:17pm

Uh oh, Tiff...I sense some more alcohol induced overheating. I swear, the way your face freaked out at your birthday, you could charge admission. It's just not right.

And I'm so sorry to hear about the other law school news. Maybe it just wasn't the route for you (at least at this point in your life). I know it's not particularly comforting to hear, but I'm afraid I don't have any particularly great advice/insight/etc for you. Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#2370

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:21pm

Why don't any of my more profound, proud posts get duplicated 17 times?!

It was tres gross, Nic. You remember Luxia. So wrong. I'm hoping this is all "a sign"! I just can't believe that two CRAPPIER universities would reject me when Windsor/Detroit didn't! It makes no sense - The Windsor/Detroit program is the only one in Canada that offers the joint Canadian and American law degrees! My hunch is that the more "numbers-based" universities took a look at my LSAT mark and rejected me just based on that, while Windsor, which is a more holistic college, actually looked at the mounds of forms and questions I had to answer and realized I was a more well-rounded candidate, versus the socially inept geek with a 179 LSAT.

(Not that I have anything against socially inept geeks. Except for the ones who got my spot at all the other law schools!)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2371

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:23pm

Hugs back to the kittens, YWIW!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2372

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:24pm

I am sorry hun.

Have you thought about trying to take the LSAT again to see if you can get a higher score? It has been so long, I was not sure if that was possible.

#2373

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:30pm

That would probably make sense re: your acceptances/recjections. I suppose that's kind of nice in some warped way, that the school that would seemingly take more of an effort to really examine the candidates' character chose you, rather than just looking at bare numbers (and it sounds like it's the more competetive of the lot? As you can tell I know zilch about law schools, particularly those in Canadia). Not that that necessarily means much in the long run, but at least it's something to take away from it.

I don't know what to tell you, hun. The bottom line is that it blows. There's not really a nice way to spin it, other than just somehow coming to terms with the fact that maybe it's not the right path for you...Awww, screw that. They're all a bunch of robotic number crunchers and they don't know what the hell they're missing!

Oh, and you best stick to the fatty foods when you feel like drowning your sorrows, m'dear. As sad as it is, I don't think you're ever going to have an amicable relationship with alcohol.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#2374

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:32pm

Hey Tiffer, the LSAT headquarters is about five miles down the road from me. You wanna I should do some midnight B&E with a side of hack?
#2375

Tiff Gets In But Then Pulls Out! :-(

Posted: 5/9/06 at 1:35pm

Tiff, I'm sorry, hon. Misery loves company? Maybe I can cheer you up~

I'm off to two different dental appts and one doctor and then work. Oral surgery, 9 tooth bridge, and a new case of asthma. I can't breathe today so my dr. said I can come right in.

On top of all this, I'm trying to be cheerful-my mother's doing ok, and my apt is painted. It could always be worse-right?
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

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