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Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 1:23pm

Scroll down to Julie Lisle's comment. It's a hoot.
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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 1:25pm

Perhaps Katie Holmes could hold Tom Cruise's testicles throughout the birth and see if he remains silent!!!

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 1:32pm

i think someone should punch him out cold and hope he doesn't wake up till after the baby is born.

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 1:32pm

LOL, if he even still has balls!

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 1:33pm

Honestly, I don't think there's any way a woman in labor without pain killers will be able to keep quiet. All the press releases and posters on the walls aren't going to help when she's in complete agony. She'll scream, then shove her copy of Dianetics up Tom's ass when he tries to shut her up.

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 1:34pm

Addy - you are assuming he has them to hold!

Too much - I am anxious to see what the spawn of Satan will look like.

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 1:40pm

Followers believe it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause “psychic” damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome.

If this kid doesn't end up in therapy anyway, I'll watch Cocktail for 48 hours non-stop.

re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 1:41pm

I agree with her comment---and that picture is priceless!

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

Updated On: 3/28/06 at 01:41 PM

re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 1:41pm

haha, good one, Calvin!

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 2:16pm

Calvin, I love you.

Does this seem really sexist to anyone else? Why should a woman be silent? Will be be silent? Or will be be repeating, "Respect the c-ck, tame the c-nt" during the birth?

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 3:20pm

I'm sure this pillow will come out any minute now, being a still born baby. Have you seen pictures of Katie? This pregnancy is WEIRD.

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 3:25pm

Well the only use for dianetics WOULD be as a bite guard :)

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 3:30pm

I think after an hour of contractions Katie's going to decide that she's Catholic again, and can scream all she wants.

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 3:31pm

"The doctrine stresses newborns cannot be poked or prodded for medical tests or spoken to for seven days."

Ya. Because every other research showing the importance of creating a bond with the mother (and father) through touch and voice HAS to be wrong. No wonder people who follow this "religion" are so detached.

Also VERY IMPORTANT HERE:

"Followers believe it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause “psychic” damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome."

Oh.. I'm sorry - Do they or do they NOT believe in the field of Pyschology. Because if they don't - how can this statement hold up?!

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 3:32pm

They showed a clip on TV last night of Leah Remini, another Scientology member, giving birth as she pulled tightly on to this blanket trying not to make a sound during the delivery. Oy!

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 3:35pm

I think after an hour of contractions Katie's going to decide that she's Catholic again, and can scream all she wants.

I keep telling you - Tom has made a deal with the devil. There will be no screaming. A well paid birthing specialist will be the only one in the room with Tom and Katie. A child will "appear" after a short time. The only thing the new parents will have to do is quickly get laser treatments on the head of the newborn to remove the 666

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 4:03pm

Well said Craig. I hope sweet Katie won't fall prey to that post-partum depression because Scientology doesn't permit antidepressants.

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 4:06pm

Tom's ego will probably knock her out, so she won't have to worry about screaming!

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 4:09pm

If I was Kaite, I would be wondering if Tom Cruise is really worth all this.

and i think he is not.

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 4:10pm

The 6ft placards will be placed so Katie can see them in labour.

How very thoughtful of them. I hope Katie remembers to send them a thank-you card.

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 4:22pm

I wonder why I wasn't invited to shower?

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 4:28pm

Is it just me or does Katie look sick/unhealthy in all the pictures after she was pregnant.

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Posted: 3/28/06 at 4:30pm

"I wonder why I wasn't invited to shower?"

If they don't allow anyone to talk to a newborn for 7 days, why do you think there would be a shower?

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 4:33pm

There was a shower! The other day, I believe, at the Scientology Centre in LA.

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re: Tom & Katie's delivery

Posted: 3/28/06 at 4:41pm

Darn---I missed it!

I knew I should have converted!

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

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