Twilight: book & film talk, news, etc. — Page 4

JerseyGirl, I would LOVE to read the script. Message me?

And Scotty, Those are some really interesting things you pointed out with the whole 'teenage eating' thing.

I do think that Stephanie was going to the right idea with Edward. Young men are definitely losing the idea of Chivalry. Young men these days are seriously lacking in that department, and while i enjoy being independent, I want someone to be protective of me like that, and act like a proper gentleman. He respects her, but at times is just... too overprotective.

Unfortunately, people see these extremes and can't identify what's a good median between the two. Now teenage girls everywhere want a boyfriend who will protect them from everything, which we all know isn't possible.

I'm so going to burn in BWW hell for this.

Eh well. Robby Pattz for promking! :)

Script: http://www.sendspace.com/file/km9osj

Well, I was gonna go the whole PM route, but there ya go...lol.

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Am I officially lame in the best way possible since I'm going to the midnight party? :)

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Amber! We have the same dog!

This is Sammy:

BWAHAHA! I just looked at the cartoon. I am afraid of spoilers. I don't wanna be spoiled. Those can't POSSIBLY be spoilers. Can they?! GAH!

Okay, technically, without a heartbeat, they would have no bloodflow. Without bloodflow, no erection. Do they make Vampagra?

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Updated On: 7/30/08 at 02:12 AM

Well apparently venom does the same job as blood. And like, since apparently Edward had never even once masturbated when he was human he had a whole gigantic army of live and frozen little swimmers ready to pounce. Or some sh_t like that. :p

I don't know, I don't think Stephanie Meyer is really creative enough to come up with something so elaborate just to use as a fake spoiler... Same goes for the person over at LJ who wrote all that up. It really just seems like the obvious direction that she would go in. And if these spoilers are real, then I just have to say that I love SMeyer so much... If I ever meet her on the street I'm going to give her a big hug, right after I punch her in the stomach for making me waste my hard earned money and leisurely reading time.

The community that had the original post is not taking new members anymore (they've probably been flooded over the past week). So join this community first:

http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/

Then follow up on the first link that I posted. It's too lolz worthy and long for me to recap and it won't be the same. :)

ps- and the rough epilogue if anyone wants it:

edit: page taken down.

Updated On: 7/30/08 at 02:11 PM

Unfortunately they're all true.

Go back to the original page I linked, scroll down through the entries and you'll find a download link for the first seven chapters of BD. Get ready for a marathon of laughing, cringing, and WTF?s.

Updated On: 7/30/08 at 07:43 PM

boo, neither of those entries work for me I joined lion_lamb, and now can't get to the postings!

would you mind?!

that would be pretty sweet.

and I found a list of spoilers on that... site that must not be named? (i don't even know the rules around here anymore.)

Nessie? Seriously?

Well. I'm late to join this thread. I finished Twilight yesterday. I don't see what all the hype is about. I'm also in the target age range and I found it to be repetitive and predictable. A good chunk of the book was "Oh Edward I love you!" "Oh Bella. I know I love you too but it's hard for me because I long for your blood. Are you scared of me?" "Oh Edward. I'm not scared even though I should be." "Oh Bella I'm dangerous but I think I'm stong enough to resist having you for lunch."

The only reason why Edward was ever even attracted to Bella in the first place was because he liked the way she smelled and he couldn't read her mind. Not very romantic in my opinion.

I did enjoy the ending very much though. This book is just teenage fluff. Something that would be more of a guilty pleasure than a great piece of literature.

ETA: I also had a problem with the fact that on the back of the book it says Edward is a vampire, and yet the first 150 pages of the book was trying to figure out just what Edward was. Assuming people read the synopsis on the back cover those first 150 pages are utterly suspenseless.

Updated On: 7/30/08 at 10:59 PM