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#2828
Posted: 8/18/05 at 8:31pm
Oh yay! Ellie, I just responded to your PM.
(Don't worry, #1Elph, we didn't say anything bad about you.)
(Gawd, isn't she AWFUL, Ellie?)
(Don't worry, #1Elph, we didn't say anything bad about you.)
(Gawd, isn't she AWFUL, Ellie?)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2829
Posted: 8/18/05 at 8:34pm
Hey!
Well I just responded to Mabel's PM. Don't worry, we only said some mildly offensive things about you.
Well I just responded to Mabel's PM. Don't worry, we only said some mildly offensive things about you.
#2830
Posted: 8/18/05 at 8:36pm
Geez, I was only kidding. We actually said HIDEOUS things about you. Now can you please put some effort into your PMs with Mabel and come up with something worse about me? And I'll work on evening out the size of my nostrils in the meantime. (That was it, wasn't it? *cries*)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 8/18/05 at 08:36 PM
#2831
Posted: 8/18/05 at 8:42pm
While you're working on those nostrils, will ya try and do something about that moustache?
#2832
Posted: 8/18/05 at 8:44pm
Trust me she's trying, Elphie...but alas she seems to have built up a resistance to the drugs the doctors gave her to keep her feminine.
She keeps her testicles pickled in a jar, y'know.
She keeps her testicles pickled in a jar, y'know.
#2833
Posted: 8/18/05 at 8:51pm
Ah. I was not aware of that, but it sure explains a whole lot. Sorry Tiff, I'll try not to provide insults stemming from your medical problems.
#2834
Posted: 8/18/05 at 8:53pm
All she asks is that she be accepted as a woman, Elphie...
#2835
Posted: 8/18/05 at 8:55pm
Hey ladies!!!
Tiff, I had link to travelocity.ca too...277 Canadian. As far as I know, United is fairly reputable. The folks at the office use them a lot, and I know there are a couple of people who use them almost every time they travel, if possible, and they pretty much have their choice of airlines, as far as getting reimbursed, etc.
Tiff, I had link to travelocity.ca too...277 Canadian. As far as I know, United is fairly reputable. The folks at the office use them a lot, and I know there are a couple of people who use them almost every time they travel, if possible, and they pretty much have their choice of airlines, as far as getting reimbursed, etc.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#2836
Posted: 8/18/05 at 8:58pm
I'm afraid Tiff's been scared away by my insensitivity. 
#2837
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:00pm
Mabs, have you considered a career as a travel agent? That's if the lolling about all day online thing doesn't work out, of course!
Oh, and welcome back Jezebel! I haven't been around much in the last while either, so it's like a Reunion Party! And watch out for Tiff when mentioning Chris Meloni...I believe she nurses quite a fetish for Mr.Meloni and she may be overcome with a vicious jealousy at the prospect of you being so close to his netherparts. Just a friendly word of advice!
And don't worry, Elphie...she's probably just gone to shave her beard.
Oh, and welcome back Jezebel! I haven't been around much in the last while either, so it's like a Reunion Party! And watch out for Tiff when mentioning Chris Meloni...I believe she nurses quite a fetish for Mr.Meloni and she may be overcome with a vicious jealousy at the prospect of you being so close to his netherparts. Just a friendly word of advice!
And don't worry, Elphie...she's probably just gone to shave her beard.
Updated On: 8/18/05 at 09:00 PM
#2838
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:02pm
That's a damn shame, Elphie! *shakes head*
On a side note, my house mate is starting to freak out at the telemarketers who are calling tonight! The same one has called like 4 times in the last hour and a half, and I think she may just throw the phone out the window and totally go ballistic if they call again. *seeks cover, 'cause it just might get ugly here if they call again!*
On a side note, my house mate is starting to freak out at the telemarketers who are calling tonight! The same one has called like 4 times in the last hour and a half, and I think she may just throw the phone out the window and totally go ballistic if they call again. *seeks cover, 'cause it just might get ugly here if they call again!*
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#2839
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:05pm
Ask them to talk dirty, and maybe they'll be the ones who are afraid! Or else, maybe they will actually talk dirty...
so it's win-win!
so it's win-win!
Updated On: 8/18/05 at 09:05 PM
#2840
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:07pm
Oops, no! I'm still here! Sorry to leave so abruptly, we just had an early dinner (for me, comprising of pork chop and dipping cheese into sour cream ).
).
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2841
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:09pm
See, Elphie! He's, er, 'she's' back!
#2842
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:10pm
sounds....um....tasty.
I just had lunch! PB, nutella, and banana sandwich. Best invention ever (by me).
I just had lunch! PB, nutella, and banana sandwich. Best invention ever (by me).
#2843
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:12pm
Awww, Tiff. No veggies? Surely, Doc Atkins allows for a bit more than meat and cheese.
And Ellie, hopefully it won't come to that. I do loathe telemarketers though.
No veggies? Surely, Doc Atkins allows for a bit more than meat and cheese. And Ellie, hopefully it won't come to that. I do loathe telemarketers though.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#2844
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:13pm
I hate you. I would kill for some Nutella. (I guess this is your bastardized PB/banana Elvis sandwich?)
What, what, WHAT?? Chris Meloni? In Ireland? What? What? WHAT??? Dammit, JEZ, come back!! I love the man! I really do! He's my New York husband. (I'm a polygamist - I've got a Jewish husband (Jon Stewart), an Irish husband (Bono, but interchangable to include the Edge and Larry too--no more Adam), and an Aussie husband (Hugh) too) and Chris!! Tell me how it goes! Go to the stage door for me and jump on him!!
What, what, WHAT?? Chris Meloni? In Ireland? What? What? WHAT??? Dammit, JEZ, come back!! I love the man! I really do! He's my New York husband. (I'm a polygamist - I've got a Jewish husband (Jon Stewart), an Irish husband (Bono, but interchangable to include the Edge and Larry too--no more Adam), and an Aussie husband (Hugh) too) and Chris!! Tell me how it goes! Go to the stage door for me and jump on him!!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2845
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:15pm
Oh yeah, I had some nekkid lettuce, grated carrots and tomato. I was going to use raspberry vinegarette (is that spelled right?) but it's got THREE grams of carbs per tablespoon! 
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2846
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:18pm
Ouch! 3 grams of carbs for one tablespoon?!?!?! Crazy!
Elphie, I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches...nutella too? Sounds good.
Countin' down the days till I go home and can have some BEEF! Mmmmm steak!!!
Elphie, I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches...nutella too? Sounds good.
Countin' down the days till I go home and can have some BEEF! Mmmmm steak!!!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#2847
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:24pm
Is your roomie a vegemuhtarian? I'm craving steak too, but there aren't any sidedishes that don't contain carbs! (And mashed potatoes is mandatory to go with steak!)
Has your roomie thrown the phone out of the window yet?
Has your roomie thrown the phone out of the window yet?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2848
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:25pm
Tiff, your willpower is amazing.
Yep, this sandwich is inspired by PB and banana sandwiches (which I also love), but is 10x better.
I would never be able to diet here. There's a Cadbury factory that I walk by all the time, and they must pump out the smell of chocolate to make people crave it because it smells like chocolate w/in a 4-block radius. The chocolate here is AMAZING, I've gained lots of weight because of it. But I figure I better take advantage of it while I'm here.
Yep, this sandwich is inspired by PB and banana sandwiches (which I also love), but is 10x better.
I would never be able to diet here. There's a Cadbury factory that I walk by all the time, and they must pump out the smell of chocolate to make people crave it because it smells like chocolate w/in a 4-block radius. The chocolate here is AMAZING, I've gained lots of weight because of it. But I figure I better take advantage of it while I'm here.
#2849
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:42pm
No, my roommie's not a veg, but she likes her beef way too well done for my taste and it usually ends up being more of an issue than its worth. I'd rather just wait and get a big, juicy steak, medium, and call it a day (the restaurants around here only cook burgers and steaks well too...why bother?!?!?)
Nope, no more calls, so no phones out the window...hooray!!
Elphie...a Cadbury factory?!?!? OOOOOHHHHH!!!! Yummy!! It's totally worth a pound or two to enjoy all that chocolate!
Nope, no more calls, so no phones out the window...hooray!!
Elphie...a Cadbury factory?!?!? OOOOOHHHHH!!!! Yummy!! It's totally worth a pound or two to enjoy all that chocolate!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#2850
Posted: 8/18/05 at 9:55pm
Did you just say...a Cadbury factory? Do you get chocolate at a wholesale price?
*pause*
Let me know.
*tears up*
Mabs, she likes her steak more done than MEDIUM?? I'm a medium-to-medium-rare kinda gal (woman, we MUST have a steak in NYC okay? Be it cooked somewhere or eaten out!), but something cooked more than MEDIUM must have the texture and chewiness of leather!
*pause*
Let me know.
*tears up*
Mabs, she likes her steak more done than MEDIUM?? I'm a medium-to-medium-rare kinda gal (woman, we MUST have a steak in NYC okay? Be it cooked somewhere or eaten out!), but something cooked more than MEDIUM must have the texture and chewiness of leather!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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