It would be cool to meet Chita backstage, but I suppose for me, it would be more to meet Chita Rivera than anything else. Ditto for Patti LuPone. I couldn't think of what I'd say to her, except "Shut UP, Patti LuPONE!" and some other idiot at the door beat me to it. 'Twas hilarious. In her nasally lazy drawl, "That was very funny...the first hundred times." She's midsentence in the pic I have with her!
Nic, do the U2 fanship community a favour if you make it to the shows, and throw some sharp rocks at the teleprompter, will ya? We need another SH*T-yer-pants moment (a la "Pride" - HOW CAN SOMEONE FORGET THE WORDS TO PRIDE? MY GOD!!) and at the very least he'll be left stuttering during the spiels. "Call your...your...uhm...gas b-b-bi---wait. Pay your moth---no. Let's look at sexy Larry Mullen, boys and girls!"
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 11/6/05 at 05:45 PM