Oooohh, ladies!!! Wanna hear my totally irrational, unfounded (though still slightly, marginally, quasi-plausible) theory on NYC October??? Ok, I'll just lay it out and elaborate after: Coldplay opening for U2 at MSG in October.
*pauses, waiting for the laughing to stop*
Ok, so Coldplay's totally obsessed w/ all things U2. That's been pretty well established. Also noteworthy is the fact that Coldplay's US tour ends on September 30th in VA. Unless they add another leg right after it, couldn't there be some marginal chance that this MIGHT be an outside possibility??? You heard this bold prediction here first!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)