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[orion59]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:04pm

Can we talk about chorus boys and their underwear?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:08pm

well, somms, there was only so much space because we all know how people just hate to read those long posts. hence, a thread here and there went unmentioned, just as a thread here and there used to be completely banal and uninteresting. i bet you can go back through the history and find lotsa threads and lotsa names that weren't mentioned.

[orion59]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:09pm

Don't worry, they'll be asking why they were left out of your parody anyway.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:10pm

what parody?

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:11pm

Well, I personally never read a thread that is longer than a page unless it deals with where to get a good meal, good sex or good seats to WICKED. But this one has me intrigued.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:11pm

I do believe that many folks will enjoy the fact that they were left out.

Though for the life of me there is one that I can't figure out.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:13pm

I am sensing anger and sadness. It's a gift, I know. It is just a phase, papa. Like a kidney stone, this too shall pass. The board will right itself again. But if the only people on the board were intelligent, conscientious types, it would be far less interesting, no? Who would we have to bitch about?

If it would make you feel better, you can use my exit....once!

[orion59]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:13pm

BTW DGrant, I belive the section to which you are refrring was meant to parody the buttkissers more than anything. Those transparent little creatures who think they are being so sly.

Once again, the point is proven that good satire is lost on so many here. The desire to jump in and kiss butt overtakes the ability to read and comprehend.

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:15pm

i understood perfectly well, Orion - just wanted to add a little thought, because some actually don't have those intentions in mind.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:21pm

Papa, I must INSIST you change your icon. It is offensive, not only to me as a Johnny Cash fan but also as a Scientologist. L.Ron specifically tells us that the middle finger should never be used on anyone but your spouse of the opposite sex.

[orion59]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:28pm

Suleen, doesn't the Bible specifically forbid the use of fingers? I am very devote and have a problem with this.

Oh nvere mind all that fallderoll, let's talk aboiut my new Menolo Blahnick shoes. I just bought the latest pumps. They are chic only for half the season so I will have to donate them to the poor people, or give them to maid and buy a new pair next week.

[etoile]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:29pm

I didn't read papa's thread because it was too long. And when he post...well...thinking hurts.



But I have a question. Where's the stage door to the Gershwin? Anyone? Some of us have been looking for weeks and can't find it. Is it shaped like a door? Is that what I should be looking for? Sometimes it's hard to tell because there are so many people crowded around outside the theater.

[orion59]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:31pm

Suck it up and read, Etoile. The pain will only last as long as it takes for another thought to.....

Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say. Oh well, let's talk about who the sexiest men on BW are, shall we?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:31pm

jack, jack, jack, i can't even begin to imagine that you think that this has anything to do with this board. shocking, man, just shocking.

[orion59]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:33pm

Does anyone know how the cast of Wicked are about signing autographs? What time should I get to the stage door before or after a performance to meet Idina? Does Cheno come out between shows when their is matinee and evening show?

[Dawg]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:35pm

Papa,

Why would you spend so much time attacking the people who are using the same board that you use? If you have such a huge problem with it, why do you spend so much of your oh so valuable time here?

I, of course, would love to see the chat used for intelligent discourse of things associated with the theatre industry...but sometimes it descends into less than intelligent...such as in the following posts:
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re: does kristin sling........
Posted On: 6/25/04 at 12:30:21 PM


i must have arrived at just the right time, because the little bobble head took me into her dressing room and rode me like jean cruguet on seattle slew.

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re: laura bell would be great in...
Posted On: 6/18/04 at 08:00:54 AM


...bed with me!

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re: camille claudel....someday??
Posted On: 6/14/04 at 10:55:51 PM


yeah i heard that cd a few years back and promptly decided to see how far it would fly like a frisbee out my window.

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It heartens me to see someone who is so dedicated to making discourse on bs.com so intellectually stimulating.

Updated On: 7/7/04 at 03:35 PM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:35pm

Careful, careful. I'd hate to see this thread turn into another Wicked fan bashing thread. Some say it serves a greater purpose.

[orion59]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:36pm

I just reread the initial post and laughed so hard my cultured Tiffany pearls burst from around my neck. Oh well, no matter, I'll just get on the celly and order new ones.

[Marc Shaiman]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:39pm

papa, I think you left one member out

bitter, party of one

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:40pm

i hear that every thursday kristen and idina just stay in the alley and sign autographs and let their understudy's do the show is this true? cuz I have tickets for next thursday and if it is true I will just go to the alley and not see the show cuz i really care more about seeing k and i in person than I do about the show and does anyone know if kristen brings her dog with her to the theater, cuz i would love a picture of me with her and her dog.
tanx alot.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:42pm

Yes, can we all get back to the REALLY important topics here?

I just wish that Broadway could go back to a time when women wore pearls and spotless white kidskin gloves and men wore snappy grey fedoras and kept a perfectly folded starched handkerchief in their jacket breast-pockets. When Broadway hummed to the delicious tunes of Cole Porter and Jerome Kern. None of this Sondheim hippy-dippy blue-jean business like you have TODAY! And when those homeosexualists just stayed away from the footlights and were only concerned with fitting Gertrude Lawrence or Bea Lillie into their smart gowns.

Updated On: 7/7/04 at 03:42 PM

[Amy Archer]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:44pm

I went to Space Meerkat last night.
They charged me $600.00 for a bad Shirley Temple.
The grenadine must have turned.
I threw it up.
Don't ever go to Space Meerkat.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:47pm

How awful for you, dear! That's the problem with Broadway today. There just are no more of those chic little cafés where one could always count on the negro bar attendant to fix you a perfect Mahattan cocktail.

Updated On: 7/7/04 at 03:47 PM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:48pm

I can't believe that the screening software won't let you say co*ktail. This is a travesty. I'm leaving.

Updated On: 7/7/04 at 03:48 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 7/7/04 at 3:49pm

did i hear some bitch say my name? who let the dog in? dammit, sueleen, you were on gate duty.