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I can't believe that the screening software won't let you say co*ktail. This is a travesty. I'm leaving.

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Updated On: 7/7/04 at 03:48 PM

New York just ISN'T New York ever since the Stork Club closed.

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Updated On: 7/7/04 at 03:51 PM

How unlike you Amy to show up where bile can immited and people are being made fun of. I'm new and have no idea who many of you are yet so I don't see why the author of this thread chose to include me in this vicious little tirade. I never even saw you post here before Papalovesmambo. I'm sure dear sweet Amy had something to do with it. She's a bitter little actress who I beat out for a part and she can't get over it.

Orion I'm surprised at you for taking part in this and for making fun of me publicly. I guess you've forgotten the value of friendship. You come on here pretending to be some poor little starving artist who stays in cheap hotels and the like. The things I could say but won't because I have more class than that. Go back to your VIP lounges and backstage parties and your boy toy actor wannabes who hang around you to meet the big Broadway and movie producers.
My pearls are fine and intact thank you very much.

Eek! The plot thickens.

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amy, you ignorant slut! the phrase so nice ya gots to say it twice.

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Updated On: 7/7/04 at 04:03 PM

she seems to have more than just pepper up there, possums!

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Papa, I was young, and the producer told me they were artistic films. But I'm very proud of my AVA for "Jugging Amy".

you were in that? omg, and i can't believe i chose to rent "boston pubic" instead! damn damn double damn!

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nah, that was a one night only engagement that was abruptly cancelled. they ran out of citron.

airtight,
papa

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Master, I'm sure those minorities are welcome at Skinned Knee. I'm very progressive. Just no Kiwi's, please. I was at my day job, dressing as Zazu Pitts outside the Rum House, and I was recently harassed by a wilding band of New Zealanders during the annual Kiwi Pride Parade.

this is a magical thread! it has more responses than views. now which one of you has been responding without looking at the thread?

well, not anymore it doesn't...

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Updated On: 7/7/04 at 04:37 PM

"I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead." -- Beastie Boys, Paul's Boutique.

Speaking of back from the dead, "Oh, look, it's BostonChick." I love that in your current guise you call yourself "new" and say you don't know anybody here. Au contraire.

Remember the good times? Remember you slamming The Vagina Monolgues because you didn't want to HEAR about female genital mutilation? In the perfect, consumerist construct that is your life "Scooby Doo Live" spoke so much more directly to you. Did you realize that when you quoted Sally Bowles saying, "It's just politics, what's it got to do with us" that the POINT was that her apathetic "I like nice things" attitude was sealing her fate?

By the way, were I you (and thank goodness I am not), I would be the last to criticize somebody whom just YESTERDAY you were lamenting could PROBABLY get you an audition for Legally Blonde. Remember? Today he's a wannabe, but yesterday you were ready to use him. Although, you're more comfortable with modeling (do they still have the booths in Times Square where you prance around in your Baby Doll?) and "movie work."

Funny, my allergy to phoney baloney drove me away from here and the Phoniest Baloney of all just happens to join up then.

Oh, and then there's the other one. One gets the feeling that one knows who Mark Twain I mean Will Rogers I mean Jonathan Swift I mean PapaDoPreach is referring to when one reads one section in the originating post. The one with the closet? If readers saw Michael Musto's column this week one might think Musto was writing specfically of one who writes for this site:

"This year, there was an equally inspiring spate of talk about how things were better when everyone was deep in the closet and full of shame and signifiers! But I'm sticking to the out-and-proud ****, only because I've been doing it so long I just know it'll come back again soon. (The same reasoning has led to my closet full of '80s appliquéd blouses.)"

One laughs when one reads this and thinks that perhaps a certain someone will start hinting that I am now Michael Musto. Doesn't have the cojones to actually WRITE anything, just hints. Oh, cojones. Did that just give away to one about whom I comment?

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Thank GOD the voice of reason has returned...we bow before your wisdom (and we have FOUND you!) Yea!

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