munk, you still don't get it do you? every post is about rath. every thread is about rath. broadwayworld and all of the posters in it (well, the three that aren't jose') exist merely because of and for rath. it's like her own personal matrix. in fact, whether you know it or not, munk, you are rath.
Finally, someone gets it.
Maybe Kimmie is the father.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
I am Dannielynn's father.
"Dannielynn, I AM YOUR FATHER!"
Who Da Daddy?
Who Da Daddy?
Who Da Daddy?
Nobody knows....
I thought *I* was the father. This family has some 'splainin' to do.
Rath, LOL! Maybe it's me-oooooh, I'm so sensitive that I'm going to buy some more plants. and talk to them. maybe go kumbaya. this is so funny because it's the people who complain about sensitivity that are the most sensitive.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/31/69
Wouldn't it be great if that salon owner with the Bangin' hair from that other E reality show was the dad? Then they could make a NEW reality show about him raising Danielynn (and crying) while he launched a new salon 'n' stuff? That would be so awesome!
Featured Actor Joined: 7/16/04
Sadly, this all reminds me of one of my guilty pleasures--watching the Maury Show when all of these crying mothers are claiming that their good-for-nothing boyfriends are their babies' daddies, and the boyfriends refuse to believe it until Maury comes out with the DNA test results and exclaims, "In the case of little 3-month-old (fill-in-the-blank), good-for-nothing # 1, you ARE the father,"...
But in Anna Nicole's case it's the reverse. Here's what I propose: All of the possible fathers should go to Maury's show, get their DNA tests, line up on the stage, and wait for Maury to pull out the manila envelope with the results. I can just see it now: Larry Burkhead, Howard K. Stern, Zsa Zsa's ex-hubby, Anna's trainer, a representative from her dead ex's estate (frozen sperm, you know), papalovesmambo, etc, all sitting on Maury's stage, screaming and yelling, chairs flying, bodyguards stopping fistfights. It would be a sad, yet entertaining spectacle, but it might finally bring an end to the barrage of media coverage about Anna Nicole, and the baby's father can find some peace. I sincerely feel horrible for that poor baby.
She doesn't deserve this.
And papa, "In the case of little 5-month-old Dannielynn, you are NOT the father!"
were you there?
bbabe, it takes all the fun out of it to not have the mother there to say when the results are read to the disbelieving daddy,
"IN YOUR FACE!!!!!"
The Good Lord Works In Mysterious Ways!
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