I saw this tonight.
First of all, the movie is wonderful. One of the best Christmas movies, and one of the best 80's movies ever made; as the film nears its 30th birthday it's become clear that it deserves the label of "classic."
The Chinese restaurant scene is indeed hilarious in the film, and make no mistake, this humor is not of the 40's, but of the 80's. Don't forget the mom's red hair is done in a Meg Ryan loose perm style!
Now onto the musical. Other than Dan Lauria, who really does a nice job, the show is complete dreck. Where, o where to begin. The whole thing looks like it was produced for $5.95. Cheap sets, cheap (and ugly) costumes. The santa slide set is the worst offender as the slide doesn't even face the audience and isn't big enough, which defeats the whole joke.
The book and score don't get much better. They give us the movie scene for scene, word for word. Plus they pause the action for all the songs. It makes for a very long 2.5 hours. Of all the recent movie to musical adaptations this one screams, "Why didn't I just stay home and watch the movie?!" loudest.
Before After Eight admitted to never having seen this movie I would have thought everyone was familiar with it, if for no other reason than it's rerun ad nauseum every year on tv. I can watch the movie every Christmas and laugh, but somehow on stage it's all too obvious and all the humor is lost.
Not only do the songs halt the action, they aren't any good. Bland, generic- you know the drill. It really makes crap like Chaplin smell pretty sweet.
It looks like Ralphie is played by alternating actors, so I don't know if I saw the same actor Jordan and After Eight saw, and I feel a little guilty about attacking a child, but he was not good. I mean Gina found more notes in "An English Teacher" than this kid did tonight. The actor who played his brother was weak too, and the eat like a little piggy bit fell flat.
The whole thing was just stupid. The film is just too good to be shat on in this fashion.
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!