Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
bryan2
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/06
#1Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 3:18pm
Can anyone answer something that has baffled me for years
Audrey Landers in a CHorus line...she didnt dance -she didnt really sing..you can see in the dance shots she isnt it them
..She didnt have big boobs (tits and ass) and she wasnt a name star...WHY THE F--- WAS SHE EVEN IN THIS MOVIE
Updated On: 8/26/10 at 03:18 PM
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 3:27pmShe was more known in the 80s (she and her sister Judy), but I don't think you can really ask "why" about anything to do with that movie, because it's just a giant clusterfrack all around.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#2Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 3:27pmThey wanted Wayland Flowers to play Zack and Madame to play Cassie, so they gave Audrey Val.
#3Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 3:29pmIsn't Madame lined up to play Morrible In the 9NT of WICKED?
BrodyFosse123
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/27/06
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#5Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:34pm
Movie finale costume test.
#6Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:42pmWasn't it Audrey's sister Judy who was on "Madame's Place"? Audrey was on "Dallas".
dramamama611
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/07
#7Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:45pmshe didn't have big boobs?? She was still suppose to be a DANCER, afer all.
bryan2
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/06
#8Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:46pm
The song is TITS AND ASS
some kind of bumps should have been there kiddo
#9Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:48pmWhat's with the big boobs business? I don't recall Pamela Blair having big breasts either. Did you guys expect Dolly Parton-esque cleavage?
BrodyFosse123
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/27/06
#10Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:51pm
The song is TITS AND ASS
Um, the correct title of the song is "Dance 10; Looks 3".
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#11Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:53pmThere's actually a line in the show (of course cut for the movie) where Sheila says, "They aren't very big."
bryan2
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/06
#12Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:54pm
Yes but if you know history it was originally
called TITS and ASS but changed during previews
to Dance 10 Looks 3 because it would surpise people
and it got the laughs it deserved
#13Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:02pm
There's actually a line in the show (of course cut for the movie) where Sheila says, "They aren't very big."
That's correct! They should have kept it in the film and it would've justified the "visual".
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#14Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:11pmI honestly am ashamed if I messed up the Landerseses.
#15Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:12pm^ LMAO!! I've been guilty of that myself! Judy has the bigger boobs.
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#16Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:21pmAnd, I remember correctly, Val's reply to Sheila's quip is something along the lines of "I didn't want them BIG, I wanted them in proportion."
bryan2
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/06
#18Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:29pmbryan, I have news for you....the WHOLE MOVIE sucks!
husk_charmer
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
#19Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:52pm
Actually, I don't hate the movie. If you look at it, much of the physical show is still in tact, they just messed it up with the Zach/Cassie stuff.
I have an early draft of the screenplay, and trust me...what we got was a masterpiece compared to the draft I have.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#20Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:55pm
OHZACKI
I am a dan-suh...
#21Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 6:22pm
The pathetic part is that Audrey's performance as Val is one of the highlights of the film. And I use the term "highlights" loosely.
Such a low curve she set.
Attenborough supposedly didn't know who she was and cast her solely on her interview and screen test.
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#22Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 7:05pm
Here's a funny review from someone who didn't see the original show
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#23Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 7:54pmAEA - I might be paraphrasing a bit, but I think her response is something along the lines of, "I heard that, you bitch. I didn't want them like yours. I wanted them in proportion." To which Sheila replies, "You got what you paid for."
#24Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 7:58pmI don't think there was anything good about the movie. Goodness, Allyson Reed's hair-don't in the movie was hideous. The actress who played Maggie (name escapes me) was in my tap class in NYC. I always wanted to ask her about the movie, but decided not to.
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