Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

#1

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 3:18pm

Can anyone answer something that has baffled me for years
Audrey Landers in a CHorus line...she didnt dance -she didnt really sing..you can see in the dance shots she isnt it them
..She didnt have big boobs (tits and ass) and she wasnt a name star...WHY THE F--- WAS SHE EVEN IN THIS MOVIE

Updated On: 8/26/10 at 03:18 PM

#2

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 3:27pm

She was more known in the 80s (she and her sister Judy), but I don't think you can really ask "why" about anything to do with that movie, because it's just a giant clusterfrack all around.

#3

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 3:27pm

They wanted Wayland Flowers to play Zack and Madame to play Cassie, so they gave Audrey Val.

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#4

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 3:29pm

Isn't Madame lined up to play Morrible In the 9NT of WICKED?

#5

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:22pm

#6

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:34pm

Movie finale costume test.

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#7

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:42pm

Wasn't it Audrey's sister Judy who was on "Madame's Place"? Audrey was on "Dallas".

#8

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:45pm

she didn't have big boobs?? She was still suppose to be a DANCER, afer all.

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#9

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:46pm

The song is TITS AND ASS
some kind of bumps should have been there kiddo

#10

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:48pm

What's with the big boobs business? I don't recall Pamela Blair having big breasts either. Did you guys expect Dolly Parton-esque cleavage?

#11

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:51pm

The song is TITS AND ASS

Um, the correct title of the song is "Dance 10; Looks 3".

#12

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:53pm

There's actually a line in the show (of course cut for the movie) where Sheila says, "They aren't very big."

#13

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 4:54pm

Yes but if you know history it was originally
called TITS and ASS but changed during previews
to Dance 10 Looks 3 because it would surpise people
and it got the laughs it deserved

#14

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:02pm

There's actually a line in the show (of course cut for the movie) where Sheila says, "They aren't very big."

That's correct! They should have kept it in the film and it would've justified the "visual".

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Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:11pm

I honestly am ashamed if I messed up the Landerseses.

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#16

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:12pm

^ LMAO!! I've been guilty of that myself! Judy has the bigger boobs.

#17

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:21pm

And, I remember correctly, Val's reply to Sheila's quip is something along the lines of "I didn't want them BIG, I wanted them in proportion."

#18

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:25pm

well she sucked anyway

#19

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:29pm

bryan, I have news for you....the WHOLE MOVIE sucks!

#20

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:52pm

Actually, I don't hate the movie. If you look at it, much of the physical show is still in tact, they just messed it up with the Zach/Cassie stuff.

I have an early draft of the screenplay, and trust me...what we got was a masterpiece compared to the draft I have.

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#21

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 5:55pm

OHZACKI
I am a dan-suh...

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#22

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 6:22pm

The pathetic part is that Audrey's performance as Val is one of the highlights of the film. And I use the term "highlights" loosely.

Such a low curve she set.

Attenborough supposedly didn't know who she was and cast her solely on her interview and screen test.

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Updated On: 8/26/10 at 06:22 PM

#23

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 7:05pm

Here's a funny review from someone who didn't see the original show

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#24

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 7:54pm

AEA - I might be paraphrasing a bit, but I think her response is something along the lines of, "I heard that, you bitch. I didn't want them like yours. I wanted them in proportion." To which Sheila replies, "You got what you paid for."

#25

Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

Posted: 8/26/10 at 7:58pm

I don't think there was anything good about the movie. Goodness, Allyson Reed's hair-don't in the movie was hideous. The actress who played Maggie (name escapes me) was in my tap class in NYC. I always wanted to ask her about the movie, but decided not to.

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