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Posted: 4/11/26 at 5:09am
- Subtle updates to bring it to the present - in internet is for porn instead of buy things on amazon.com it's just amazon, instead of eBay it's now Facebook marketplace (sorry eBay)
- Another example they refer to needing to buy a 'Netflix subscription'
- Making fun of the idea of a 'mix tape' being old fashioned and iPhones are now present
- In Fantasies come true, You look like Benedict Cumberbatch instead of you look like David Hasselhoff
- everyone's a little bit racist:
- "thinking that Mexican Busboys should learn to speak goddamn English" is "thinking people in call centres should learn to speak goddamn English"
- "laugh because they're based on truth" is directed so the line is a bit quieter and more hush hush/apologetic/with a bit of self awareness of sensitivity (not sure if it was always this way I thought they used to just say the line loudly)
- Instead of "I bet you tell Polak jokes" the line is something like (can't recall it exactly):
- "I bet you make fun of white people, right?" "Sure I do those flat ass, can't dance, bland cooking, pumpkin spice latte loving mother f******kers"
- Donald Trump is only For Now
Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.