Oh, Lord. I just got back from what was honestly one of the worst plays I have ever seen in my life.
Someone has completely lost it:
Is it Terrence McNally for having completely run out of ideas for new plays?
Is it Marian Seldes and Angela Lansbury for reading this script and thinking it could possibly amount to anything even close to worthy of their time and talents?
Is it Michael Blakemore for actually agreeing to attempt to make something of this dreck?
What an absolute nightmare and a total disappointment.
Another for the ever ready "looked good on paper" file? That's just the thing. It never even looked good on paper. When I first read about the premise for this play, I said to myself, OK, be open minded, this is Terrence McNally after all. This is something that Angela Lansbury felt was worth making her great return to the stage in after 25 years.
I couldn't help but repeatedly thinking as the play went on that this was the closest to IN MY LIFE: THE NON-MUSICAL that I've seen on a Broadway stage. Aside from the fact that Angela Lansbury's character is so vehemently unlikable -- that's not even the main issue. Ms. Lansbury has turned demons into goddesses in the past. Her character here is a trash-talking, bitter, foul-mouthed, thankless old lady. As in IN MY LIFE, where the main character (who had Tourette's Syndrome) famously blurted out "F*CK SUCK DUCK" throughout the show, Ms. Lansbury's character -- which, if the character had been somewhat developed, might work -- kept blurting out curse words for no logical reason in furthering the characters or the play.
"F*ck"
"C*nt"
"N*pple"
Just a few examples.
An entire quarter of the play consists of this conversation between the two ladies about lesbians that you kept thinking would allude to or amount to something, but it didn't.
A comedy routine that the two "announcers" at the tennis game keep tossing back and forth is painfully awful and completely unrealistic.
This show has FLOP written all over it, and I pray for the sake of the two brilliant actresses at the center of it, that the producers close it in previews without having to submit it and them to critics.
In a season beaming with great plays and performances by women, for the Tony Nominating Committee to take two of the five nomination slots away from two great, promising actresses in other plays and give them to Ms. Seldes and Ms. Lansbury for THIS just because they are legends would be a total and utter shame.
Wins? Don't expect this play to be winning anything after the critics get done with it. Expect a race between Julie White, Vanessa Redgrave, Tonya Pinkins, and Eve Best.
If I had to nominate one of the two lead performances in DEUCE over the other, it would be Ms. Seldes'.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
Updated On: 4/12/07 at 11:37 PM