Reminds me when there was a giant inflated toilet in Leicester Square in London, with people whooshing down it. I couldn't figure out what the heck it was, but it was apparently for "Flushed Away," which I think did about as well as Eddie Murphy's new movie will. Although it's a toss-up whether I'd rather see a giant toilet or a giant Eddie Murphy head in a major metropolitan square.
'"Contrairiwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."'
~Lewis Carroll