Posted: 5/22/15 at 11:51pm
This show is just the definition of basic. There's some good stuff (the music, the leads), but the rest is so mediocre. The drama isn't dramatic enough, the comedy isn't funny enough.
The score: There are some fun melodies, the opening is cute. But then every song kind of sounds like the same song, which isn't terrible since I happen to dig those melodies, but nothing really stood out. The Prince's big song was a bit of a let down musically. It just didn't really have any sort of catchy tune or say anything. Just kind of bland filler. Both Seibert's "Who Needs Love" and Ebersole's "After All" were great solos, but they didn't quite seem suited for either's voices. Seibert's last note in "Who Needs Love" didn't quite land like I know she can do. Their duet together in Act 2 "It's Done" is quite nice.
The Lyrics: The score is just super wordy. Everything is kind of speak singing. It almost felt sung-thru. None of the jokes in the lyrics could land because they were too quick or too many other words surrounding the jokes.
The Book: The book is pretty lame. There's literally no comedy. I mean, we're given a chubby Stepsister, but she's sweet, she's not funny. The bigger girl dates the black guy? I mean, c'mon. That's funny. But not here. It's just bland. Everything is bland. Oh, Cinderella's locked behind a door! Drama! Oh wait, it's easily fixed. The Prince is mad! Oh wait, he's over it. I was never wondering what was going to happen, etc. There was nothing exciting going on. The only time I was genuinely surprised is when Cinderella and the Prince are stalked by some gay, French gypsies? They have a lively dancer number, and call her their queen, for some reason? I wasn't sure why that was even in the show? Is that suppose to be the comedic moment? Was that their "Master of the House" cause we (the audience) didn't get it.
The staging: Now this is where it all just dies. The staging is so terrible. It felt like high school direction. Characters were just walking around themselves. No one had any purpose in any scene. The aforementioned door is upstage, but it's just a wall, we can see there's nothing behind it. I know, suspend your disbelief, but c'mon. You couldn't find anywhere else to put the door? And the choreography was just a hot bland mess. It all just felt so basic.
The actors: No one was bad, but no one was really a stand-out either. Siebert was probably the best. I just wish the show allowed her to be a little more quirky in the role. She was trying to throw in some stuff, but the show doesn't really allow for a ton of personality. Her singing was great though. Ebersole was fine and selling the comedy as best she could, but I wanted her to be bitchier. She's the stepmother! C'mon! Bring the bitch. Davi, as her daughter, was bitchy, but kind of a predictable bitchiness. I wasn't surprised by her choices. Funke wasn't left much to do. Charl Brown, I thought, was just offensively bad. His acting was just...terrible. He didn't seem like he was in the same play as everyone else, and he looked like he felt awkward. Kenna-Bolger was great, but didn't have much to do. Snyder was charming, but again, I wish we could have seem more of his chemistry with Siebert because I really feel like they have a great report. He cracked on his big solo and missed a few dance steps in the big dance number and looked a little flustered during it, but he got through it. After it was over he and Margo looked at each other and were just laughing. That felt like a genuine moment, which I wish we had more of.
The set: You can see it in that picture above, and it's that for the entire show. The back wall has projections on it, but the projections are terrible. The set was boring, and everything is played downstage center, so there's not much to look at. I was quite surprised. Nothing about it said "We're in France." I wanted more scope. I mean we're talking about castles and horses and carriages and whatnot, and the whole set felt like they had leftovers from Hunchback and just left them. I was quite disappointed in the design. Very lackluster and uninspired.
Costumes: The costumes felt very cheap to me. Hem lines were all wonky and wavy (I watch Project Runway), and there was never a wow moment. I was waiting for that moment when Cinderella walks out and the audience just gasps at her beauty, but we never see that. Margo's a pretty girl, but we never get a chance to take in a transformation.
Does Papermill have a very rushed rehearsal period? I know it's the first real preview, but it felt very...not ready? Like it seemed like they had just learned that dance? To be missing steps, etc. I don't know. The whole thing felt messy.