"Monster" is a surprisingly bad song. It covers almost no new emotional ground, and rather than reveal any new information about a character already possessing too little stage time, it merely underscores points covered earlier. Melodic it isn't, and it doesn't have a hook like the song it's intended to both reference and extend. It's a missed opportunity, since Else could reveal more complexity -- hopes, dreams, wishes, something -- once she gets her castle. It ends up just being a collection of money notes. It's likely better in context, but the prosaic lyrics are startlingly awful anywhere. It's such a disappointment from this team.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling