Marc, I'll never be able to get the smell of skunk out of my nose. Laurel Canyon is permanently skunked.
Anyway, as a peace offering to a couple of the posters on this thread, let me tell you my favorite "suck-up" story. I have deleted the names to keep my career but this really happened.
I had the opportunity to pitch a film concept I had created with one of the biggest directors in the business. He said, "this is what will happen. We'll go to the studio, there will be a whole group of executives in the room, not just one. If the meeting is scheduled with one, there will be five. We'll talk small talk, then I'll get 'the complementary blow job' and then you'll do the pitch.
(Just in case I get edited, he meant the complimentary hummer)
I said "WHAT????"
But sure enough, we went to 20th Century Fox lot. The meeting was supposed to be ******, my agent and I and a senior vice president of production.
Imagine my surprise to find SIX vice presidents and presidents of production and development.
****** came into the room after me (ie made a star director entrance) and one-by-one EVERY ONE OF THE EXECUTIVES said a version of the following, while eagerly pumping his hand:
"******, I just took this meeting because I want to tell you, your film *************** was the reason I got into the film business in the first place. Thank you."
And while they were doing this, ****** looked over to me and silently mouthed "Complimentary blow job."
Now, THAT'S sucking up.
http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.cfm?thread=972787#3631451
http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.cfm?thread=963561#3533883
http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.cfm?thread=955158#3440952
http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.cfm?thread=954269#3427915
http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.cfm?thread=955012#3441622
http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.cfm?thread=954344#3428699