Carrie has a chance of a revival! True, when it's bad, it is REALLY bad, but there are moments in it that really shine (specifically the mother/daughter scenes). There is a chance, just watch.
I can't believe no one has mentioned the horror that is Starmites!
"He found something that he wanted, had always wanted and always would want— not to be admired, as he had feared; not to be loved, as he had made himself believe; but to be necessary to people, to be indispensable."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald's This Side of Paradise