#1
Posted: 9/30/11 at 12:30pm
Glee's biggest WTF Broadway moment is...
#2
Posted: 9/30/11 at 12:33pm
...why are they calling her Effie?
#4
Posted: 9/30/11 at 12:35pm
The fan boys/girls can claim all they want that autotune isn't used on all of the tracks. But I'm sorry, to my ears, that is CLEARLY autotone on "Effie, im TIRED."
Updated On: 9/30/11 at 12:35 PM
#5
Posted: 9/30/11 at 12:40pm
Christ, you know it took me a minute to realize that was Colfer and not a girl with a horrible voice singing. Hr should really thank his parents for cutting off his balls when he was a baby so he could have that horrendously annoying "little girl shrieking" voice of his.
#6
Posted: 9/30/11 at 12:41pm
My favorite part is Matt Morrison trying to sound thug...
#7
Posted: 9/30/11 at 12:42pm
I'm sorry I cannot stand Chris's voice. It's the most annoying over done thing ever.
"Life in theater is give and take...but you need to be ready to give more then you take..."
#8
Posted: 9/30/11 at 1:13pm
Everything about Colfer is the most annoying thing ever.
....but the world goes 'round
#9
Posted: 9/30/11 at 1:16pm
For a board that prides itself on hating GLEE so much, we sure do post a thread like every other day about it.
#10
Posted: 9/30/11 at 1:16pm
Which. Part is Colfer singing? I honesty can't tell!!
#11
Posted: 9/30/11 at 1:17pm
What the hell?
God I hate Kurt's upper register.
God I hate Kurt's upper register.
Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!
#13
Posted: 9/30/11 at 2:06pm
Why don't you all watch the episode before judging!!!!
#14
Posted: 9/30/11 at 2:07pm
I'm judging the song not the episode!!!
#15
Posted: 9/30/11 at 2:10pm
I honestly can't wait to see this trainwreck of a song happen on screen.
#16
Posted: 9/30/11 at 2:12pm
Even as a fan, I'll readily admit that Chris Colfer has a very limited vocal range. His "I Want to Hold Your Hand" was spectacular, but his upper range....just no. It made "I'm the Greatest Star" almost unwatchable...and unlistenable.
#17
Posted: 9/30/11 at 2:23pm
Oh my GGOODD... WHAT THE FVCK
Glee has outdone themselves with this little gem.
Glee has outdone themselves with this little gem.
"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "
#18
Posted: 9/30/11 at 2:23pm
Dream sequence.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#19
Posted: 9/30/11 at 2:26pm
Sorry but her "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" was CREEPY!!!
Singing that song to your unconscious Dad? That's just F'in wierd.
Singing that song to your unconscious Dad? That's just F'in wierd.
#20
Posted: 9/30/11 at 2:28pm
ljay, Colfer is singing the Lorrell part. Badly.
And this is beyond words. So bizarre. I guess it was only a matter of time until Mercedes literally turned into Effie White.
And this is beyond words. So bizarre. I guess it was only a matter of time until Mercedes literally turned into Effie White.
"Art, in itself, is an attempt to bring order out of chaos."-Stephen Sondheim
Updated On: 9/30/11 at 02:28 PM
#21
Posted: 9/30/11 at 2:35pm
I'm guessing that Rachel gets the Maria part in West Side Story and Mercedes snaps at having to play Officer Krupke?
And since they are doing WSS, is Santana going to audition for Anita?
And since they are doing WSS, is Santana going to audition for Anita?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#22
Posted: 9/30/11 at 3:36pm
Really, Glee? All these lyric changes make me want to slap everyone involved. And when will they realize they don't need Chris Colfer to sing all of the female parts. If they're going to do more showtunes they shouldn't change all the lyrics to fit the situation, it just does not work.
#23
Posted: 9/30/11 at 3:37pm
I could totally see this number being a dream sequence for Mercedes. She's like the only character in the show who has had a musical number that existed only in her head (Bust Your Windows), and the only other aspect of her personality that the writers have seen fit to elaborate on is that she hallucinates quite a bit.
What I am saying is that she's obviously a burgeoning schizophrenic.
What I am saying is that she's obviously a burgeoning schizophrenic.
#24
Posted: 9/30/11 at 3:47pm
And sorry, but "you're lying, you're lying ice never been so thin" really doesn't make much sense. She's a big girl and whoever that is telling her that she's "getting fatter all the time" should be punched, not sung at.
#25
Posted: 9/30/11 at 4:03pm
Glee has had enough time to decide whether it's trying to be campy or trying to be sincere. It needs to pick.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
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