I was in a bar fight in Tulsa, round about May of last year. It all started when a guy looked at me and told me to stop looking at his woman. I said woman? I thought that was your pet monkey... and it was on. Long story short, I broke a beer bottle over his head and cut him bad with the blade I have in the toe of my boot. Police came, arrests, yada yada. At trial, even though I was defending myself from this guy, I was found guilty of assault. Which reminds me of my favorite fish and chips place, A. Salt & Battery. It's the best. But I digress. Anyhoo, the judge said, son, I think you are a good soul, loving theater and all that (I had been talking to him during recess debating whether Evan Hansen is a sociopath) so he said, I can sentence you to 60 days in the county lockup, or The Band's Visit can win a bunch of Tony Awards next month. And I said your honor, I will happily go with the second of those 2 choices.
And that's how THE BAND'S VISIT won so many Tonys.
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