I Think That I'm In Love With Colin Donnell

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 12:12pm

Should I let him know? How should I tell him? Maybe I should stand outside of City Center with a boom box playing Phil Collins or Enya. Or, I could ask him to sign my playbill and stroke his hair gently while doing it, to let him know. I'm so conflicted with my feelings. What should I do??

[Kad]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 12:23pm

Well, first you'll have to get in line. And then maybe prove your love with feats of strength?

[NoHSMisNotAMusical]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 12:33pm

Assassinate the president.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 12:39pm

Start a thread here and post every picture you've collected of him, going back to the beginning of his career--and his childhood!



Then send an email to his personal email address that starts off with the words "I hope you don't think I'm a stalker, but..."

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 12:41pm

Should I photoshop my face into the pics, y'know for a subliminal type thing? I mean, I don't want to freak him out or anything.

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 12:54pm

Is he a team player?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 12:59pm

He's involved in musical theater, so......

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 2:05pm

Try it out, Jordan! Photoshop your face over Christina Ricci's in that picture I posted and let us see how it looks!

[The Distinctive Baritone]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 4:04pm

I went to school with Colin. He's very, very straight, lol.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 4:09pm

I don't believe your disgusting lies.

[Starcarolina]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 4:39pm

Tell him at the stage door that every time you hear him sing or simply see him that it makes you tingle "down there" OR that you turned down Nick Adams when he asked you to be his Valentine and you're saving that special designation for him on Valentine's Day. He'll know you are available. You know as well as I do that "you've gotta have a gimmick" if you're gonna get a man...

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 4:41pm

Aha! You said "very, very straight" but you didn't say "very, very, VERY straight"!

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 4:46pm

Blech. There's no such thing as straight anymore. Raúl Esparza used to be "straight" too. The dude does musicals. You can't tell me a beer or two wouldn't at least get you to first base.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 5:16pm

Jordan prefers Roofies.

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 5:58pm

Raul was never straight, not even one very.

[The Distinctive Baritone]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 6:47pm

Well, I haven't seen him since we graduated, so it's possible that he has since crossed over into the "only-one-very" category, or perhaps even the "moderately" designation.

[Patti LuPone FANatic]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 7:27pm

What an extraordinary topic. Jordan, you're cute when you are obsessed. from RC in Austin, Texas

[nasty_khakis]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 7:29pm

Once, I saw Colin Donnell on a plane and he told me I was pretty.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 7:36pm

Are you male, nasty_khakis?

Or very, very, VERY female?

[nasty_khakis]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 8:35pm

Male, but I was merely quoting "Mean Girls."

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 8:46pm

Colin is the very definition of the word "fetch".

[nasty_khakis]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 9:00pm

I keep telling him his hair looks sexy pushed back. Jordan, tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 2/11/12 at 11:26pm

"Assassinate the president."

No one ever shot the president over Sutton Foster

[EricMontreal22]

Posted: 2/12/12 at 1:37am

But CATS, knowing someone who knew Raul a good ten years back, NOBODY would have called him "very very straight" back then when he "was" either... Jordan has nothing to lose.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 2/12/12 at 2:23pm

Maybe Merrily could transfer to Broadway if they added a nude scene for Colin Donnell? Would that make the show more commercially viable?