"Into the Woods" separatists thread

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:14pm

This thread is for the posters who've had it up to HERE with that other thread.

[jimmycurry01]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:24pm

LMFAO

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:28pm

My place is here.

I fight with you.

Updated On: 12/17/14 at 02:28 PM

[tazber]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:29pm

So....what should we talk about?

I like the soundtrack. Anyone else?

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:38pm

It is required from now on that threads be created for the following for any given show being discussed on BroadwayWorld.com

* In Development
* Casting
* Out of Town Tryouts
* Reviews
* Cast Album or Soundtrack (whichever is applicable)
* Closing
* Movie Version (if it's a stage show being turned into a film)
* Stage Version (if it's a film or other property being turned into a stage show)
* Miscellaneous (to discuss matters that do not fall into any of the above categories)

Anyone care to make anymore suggestions please feel free.

SEPARATISTS UNITE!!!

[haterobics]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:40pm

But one thread sort of makes it nice for those of us who don't want to dissect every element of the movie years in advance through wondering when the first trailer might drop through release...

It's sort of like when people don't like a boyband and hope it breaks up, all you get is five solo artists to contend with. Better to keep things you dislike together.

[Wildcard]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:41pm

Don't forget Dream Casting the Stage Version then Dream Casting the Movie Version
Also where do we put the pre-movie hate and the post-movie hate? Do they deserve their own threads or would they confuse people in the Movie Version thread?

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:49pm

The Wrap:
http://www.thewrap.com/into-the-woods-review-meryl-streep-johnny-depp-stephen-sondheim

Variety:
http://variety.com/2014/film/reviews/film-review-into-the-woods-1201381097

Hollywood Reporter:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movie/woods/review/758611

Vanity Fair:
http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/2014/12/into-the-woods-review

Daily Telegraph:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/filmreviews/11298668/Into-the-Woods-review-Meryl-Streep-Emily-Blunt-Anna-Kendrick.html

The Guardian:
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/dec/17/into-the-woods-review-meryl-streep-rob-marshall-stephen-sondheim

The Independent:
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/reviews/into-the-woods-film-review-meryl-streep-performs-with-a-winning-mix-of-spite-panache-and-wit-9929855.html

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:50pm

You know, just in case the free market works.

And After Eight won't see this thread, so that's a plus.

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:52pm

We're leaving them alone.
They can tend the garden, it's theirs.
Separate and alone,

Everybody down on all fours.

[Kad]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:58pm

We lost the beans again!

[Musical Master]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:59pm

Punish us the way you did then!

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 3:04pm

I am with you comrade.

I love supporting worthwhile causes. In fact, I am just back from supporting vegetable farmers protesting low produce prices. They kept chanting "No Justice, No Peas".

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 3:08pm

NO JEAN, NO MONEY! NO JEAN, NO MONEY!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 3:10pm

"Everybody down on all fours."

I'm pretty sure that's how half this board spends most of their time, anyway.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 3:56pm

^EGG-SKI-YOOZ-U

[Kad]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:09pm

This message board has the same problem that I have with my tupperware: no tops.

Updated On: 12/17/14 at 04:09 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:17pm

LOLOLOLOLOL

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:23pm

'This message board has the same problem that I have with my tupperware: no tops.'

I just played the gay version of Cards Against Humanity called Top 2 Bottom (or something) and one of the cards was 'The Tupperware Problem (all bottoms, no tops).' I tittered!

[bwayphreak234]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:25pm

This is seriously the best thread ever.

[EricMontreal22]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:28pm

I'm a little concerned that senile Rex Reed seems to have...liked it. Well sorta...

http://observer.com/2014/12/wrapping-up-the-year-in-film/

[Kad]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:35pm

Is Rex Reed actually After Eight?

[EricMontreal22]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:48pm

I was thinking that! He ultimately disliked that Into the Woods had an unmemorable score, a plot that's like a maze with no exit, but worst of all, FAIRY TALES ARE MEANT TO HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (He loves dreamy Chris Pine, however, and the sparkly costumes...) So. Yes?

[Kad]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:50pm

His review of Mr. Turner is especially A8ish.

[HorseTears]

Posted: 12/17/14 at 6:55pm

Holy ****. You guys cracked it. A8 = RR. I definitely see it.