Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!"

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Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!"

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:57am

Happy Holidays AVs!

I hope this thread lasts through New Years, but the way things are going we're lucky if this thread makes it to Christmas. :)

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#2

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:57am

FIRST POST! Snaps!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:57am

I told you Santa was gay!

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....but the world goes 'round

#4

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:58am

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#5

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:58am

CHeers to new beginnings!

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#6

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:58am

LOL

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#7

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:58am

WERD!



Akva

#8

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:58am

Santa gone skiing!



I'll bet Scott wants to join in!

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#9

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:58am

Any new years resolutions people?

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....but the world goes 'round

#10

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:58am

Matty, I LOVE the opening post!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#11

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:59am

Thanks Deet!!

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#12

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:59am

akiva, you're such a ghetto jew

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....but the world goes 'round

#13

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:59am

I've started resolving to not make new year's resolutions.

I follow the same philosophy with Lent. I started giving up giving up stuff for Lent like five years ago and that's my tradition now.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

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re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:59am

I agree matty. Faboo!

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....but the world goes 'round

#15

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:00pm

Can I just say how proud I am of all of you for finishing a thread, before starting a new one, for a change?

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#16

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:00pm

Akiva, why can't you be gay? My parents would LOVE you!

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#17

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:00pm

FOSTER!!!

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#18

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:00pm

No, he's mine Foster!

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#19

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:01pm

Linnilicious!

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#20

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:01pm

AKIVA!

That bitch to your left is ME!
We could have partied so much later than we did.

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"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or' Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."

#21

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:02pm

Please, you silly bitches.


I have been publicly obsessing over Akiva YEARS before you people even knew what BWW *was*.

That is MY piece, y'all.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#22

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:03pm

I'll fight you for it.

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#23

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:04pm

Jaily, please.

Who isn't your piece.




Foster, lets go!

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#24

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:04pm

*draws up to full height and flexes chest* Do you REALLY want to do that, darlin'?


(then again, I *have* been trying to get you laying on the floor underneath me for two years now...yes, let's!)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 12/21/07 at 12:04 PM

#25

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:04pm

hahahahaha!


Don't make me transform on y'all asses!

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"