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Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
#25re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 10:55am
lmao @ anakela!
a few more suggestions:
"Damn you Zellweger! Damn you to hell!"
"So... You come Here By Yurself?"
and there has to be atleast one song about Brooke Shields.
#26re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 11:16amThe only way this show would work is off broadway with a man playing Griffin.
To Kill A Mockingbird
#27re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 11:32am
There's got to be a Ryan Seacrest number- "I'm wearing less makeup than Seacrest," "There's no way he's gay- he looks just like Seacrest," etc.
#28re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:17pmanakela... lmao... stop... you're killin me here
#29re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:39pm
Okay So-So far we have
"Its What Her Face!"-Opening number...whats next...dont forget we need a BIG number to close to the first act...maybe "COMPANY MEETING!"
Perfectly Marvelous
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/16/06
#30re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:44pm
I think a very important number is missing, and that is;
"WHERE ARE MY GAYS?"
[Because we all know how much Kathy loves her gays. She only mentions it at least once in every episode. 
]
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Sondheim_Geek
Broadway Star Joined: 2/20/07
#31re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:33pm
I can see it now:
Omigod, omigod, you gays.
There would most definitely be a song about Celine Dion and of course, Rene Angelil, just because she cannot stop with her "Celi Diohh" and "Uhhhoonn-geleeeel"
Parks
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
#32re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:48pmlol, that's what I get for posting while very sleepy/delirious. My bad :)
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#33re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:58pmSo I was having the worst day of my life until now this has totally brighten my day.
#34re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 2:37pm
its ok Parks... :)
i didnt think anyone could make me laugh more than anelaka... until Sondheim_Geek posted the:
omigod, omigod, you gays...
i lost it.
retroG
Chorus Member Joined: 7/4/07
#35re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 2:49pmgenius ! I LOVE her.... why NOT?
#36re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 3:13pm
I love this thread!
ok, my lineup:
ActI
- It's What's Her Face
- Jessica! Jessica!
- Omigod You Gays (Where My Gays At? My Two Best Gays, etc.)
- untitled Celine/Rene and Whitney/Bobby romance number
- Company Meeting
Act II
- Star Jones Can Suck It
- Damn You Zellweger!
- It's Like a Bad ****job
- He Can't be Gay (He Looks Just Like Ryan Seacrest)
eta: it needs an I Don't Like children number.
/This is what happens on a slow work Friday, when you're just killing time for midnight to come, so you can get your Harry Potter book. :)
Updated On: 7/20/07 at 03:13 PM
danielloz
Swing Joined: 6/17/07
#37re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 3:28pm
Song Suggestions:
I Turn Men Gay
A song about when she dressed up in a rat suit b/cuz opf pom-pom
And the big show closer
Everybody can suck it
#38re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 4:02pmanakela i love your line up... but can we stick "Cocaine Balloon Up Your Peesh" somewhere in there? Even if it gets cut before opening night, i'd love it to be a part of the workshop! :)
#39re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 4:09pmOk- I think it should go in either right before or right after It's Like a Bad ****job- we'll see how it works at the out of town tryouts. :)
#40re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 5:24pm"Where Are My Gay" should, hands down, be the act one closer!
#41re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 5:26pmI LOVE That i started this thread! It so much fun! Maybe kathy will one day end up on these boards!
BwayBaby18
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/19/05
#42re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 5:27pmdon't forget the show stopping "Clay Gaykien"
#43re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 5:46pmAnd the stirring ballad "Mom & Dad, Please Stop going to Gay Bars...without me"
#44re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 6:47pmanakla you win the prize for best thread in a while... and props to BwayBaby18 for "Gayken!"... i love that song.
#45re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/20/07 at 6:50pmI heard she was hosting Mr. Broadway this coming year at a Broadway house! Anyone know if this is true? I loooove her.
TheatreFan48
Swing Joined: 7/7/07
#46re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/21/07 at 5:01pmOh My....the big ballad, "They Are My Peeps", is running through my head right now. Thanks for making my day with this thread. Kathy G. ROCKS!!!!
#47re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/24/07 at 8:40amThere has to be a gay porn awards number in this show!
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#48re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!
Posted: 7/24/07 at 8:46am
note - it's "where my gays at?" not "where are my gays"
it's all in the delivery 
ErinDillyFan
Broadway Star Joined: 7/14/06
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