lmao @ anakela!
a few more suggestions:
"Damn you Zellweger! Damn you to hell!"
"So... You come Here By Yurself?"
and there has to be atleast one song about Brooke Shields.
The only way this show would work is off broadway with a man playing Griffin.
There's got to be a Ryan Seacrest number- "I'm wearing less makeup than Seacrest," "There's no way he's gay- he looks just like Seacrest," etc.
anakela... lmao... stop... you're killin me here
Okay So-So far we have
"Its What Her Face!"-Opening number...whats next...dont forget we need a BIG number to close to the first act...maybe "COMPANY MEETING!"
I think a very important number is missing, and that is;
"WHERE ARE MY GAYS?"
[Because we all know how much Kathy loves her gays. She only mentions it at least once in every episode. ]
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
I can see it now:
Omigod, omigod, you gays.
There would most definitely be a song about Celine Dion and of course, Rene Angelil, just because she cannot stop with her "Celi Diohh" and "Uhhhoonn-geleeeel"
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lol, that's what I get for posting while very sleepy/delirious. My bad :)
So I was having the worst day of my life until now this has totally brighten my day.
its ok Parks... :)
i didnt think anyone could make me laugh more than anelaka... until Sondheim_Geek posted the:
omigod, omigod, you gays...
i lost it.
genius ! I LOVE her.... why NOT?
I love this thread!
ok, my lineup:
ActI
- It's What's Her Face
- Jessica! Jessica!
- Omigod You Gays (Where My Gays At? My Two Best Gays, etc.)
- untitled Celine/Rene and Whitney/Bobby romance number
- Company Meeting
Act II
- Star Jones Can Suck It
- Damn You Zellweger!
- It's Like a Bad ****job
- He Can't be Gay (He Looks Just Like Ryan Seacrest)
eta: it needs an I Don't Like children number.
/This is what happens on a slow work Friday, when you're just killing time for midnight to come, so you can get your Harry Potter book. :)
Updated On: 7/20/07 at 03:13 PM
Swing Joined: 6/17/07
Song Suggestions:
I Turn Men Gay
A song about when she dressed up in a rat suit b/cuz opf pom-pom
And the big show closer
Everybody can suck it
anakela i love your line up... but can we stick "Cocaine Balloon Up Your Peesh" somewhere in there? Even if it gets cut before opening night, i'd love it to be a part of the workshop! :)
Ok- I think it should go in either right before or right after It's Like a Bad ****job- we'll see how it works at the out of town tryouts. :)
"Where Are My Gay" should, hands down, be the act one closer!
I LOVE That i started this thread! It so much fun! Maybe kathy will one day end up on these boards!
don't forget the show stopping "Clay Gaykien"
And the stirring ballad "Mom & Dad, Please Stop going to Gay Bars...without me"
anakla you win the prize for best thread in a while... and props to BwayBaby18 for "Gayken!"... i love that song.
I heard she was hosting Mr. Broadway this coming year at a Broadway house! Anyone know if this is true? I loooove her.
Swing Joined: 7/7/07
Oh My....the big ballad, "They Are My Peeps", is running through my head right now. Thanks for making my day with this thread. Kathy G. ROCKS!!!!
There has to be a gay porn awards number in this show!
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
note - it's "where my gays at?" not "where are my gays"
it's all in the delivery
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