Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL! — Page 2

#26

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 10:55am

lmao @ anakela!

a few more suggestions:

"Damn you Zellweger! Damn you to hell!"
"So... You come Here By Yurself?"

and there has to be atleast one song about Brooke Shields.

#27

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 11:16am

The only way this show would work is off broadway with a man playing Griffin.

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#28

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 11:32am

There's got to be a Ryan Seacrest number- "I'm wearing less makeup than Seacrest," "There's no way he's gay- he looks just like Seacrest," etc.

#29

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:17pm

anakela... lmao... stop... you're killin me here

#30

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:39pm

Okay So-So far we have

"Its What Her Face!"-Opening number...whats next...dont forget we need a BIG number to close to the first act...maybe "COMPANY MEETING!"

#31

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 12:44pm

I think a very important number is missing, and that is;

"WHERE ARE MY GAYS?"

[Because we all know how much Kathy loves her gays. She only mentions it at least once in every episode. ]

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#32

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:33pm

I can see it now:

Omigod, omigod, you gays.


There would most definitely be a song about Celine Dion and of course, Rene Angelil, just because she cannot stop with her "Celi Diohh" and "Uhhhoonn-geleeeel"

#33

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:48pm

lol, that's what I get for posting while very sleepy/delirious. My bad :)

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#34

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:58pm

So I was having the worst day of my life until now this has totally brighten my day.

#35

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 2:37pm

its ok Parks... :)

i didnt think anyone could make me laugh more than anelaka... until Sondheim_Geek posted the:

omigod, omigod, you gays...

i lost it.

#36

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 2:49pm

genius ! I LOVE her.... why NOT?

#37

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 3:13pm

I love this thread!

ok, my lineup:

ActI
- It's What's Her Face
- Jessica! Jessica!
- Omigod You Gays (Where My Gays At? My Two Best Gays, etc.)
- untitled Celine/Rene and Whitney/Bobby romance number
- Company Meeting
Act II
- Star Jones Can Suck It
- Damn You Zellweger!
- It's Like a Bad ****job
- He Can't be Gay (He Looks Just Like Ryan Seacrest)

eta: it needs an I Don't Like children number.


/This is what happens on a slow work Friday, when you're just killing time for midnight to come, so you can get your Harry Potter book. :)

Updated On: 7/20/07 at 03:13 PM

#38

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 3:28pm

Song Suggestions:

I Turn Men Gay

A song about when she dressed up in a rat suit b/cuz opf pom-pom

And the big show closer
Everybody can suck it

#39

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 4:02pm

anakela i love your line up... but can we stick "Cocaine Balloon Up Your Peesh" somewhere in there? Even if it gets cut before opening night, i'd love it to be a part of the workshop! :)

#40

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 4:09pm

Ok- I think it should go in either right before or right after It's Like a Bad ****job- we'll see how it works at the out of town tryouts. :)

#41

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 5:24pm

"Where Are My Gay" should, hands down, be the act one closer!

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#42

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 5:26pm

I LOVE That i started this thread! It so much fun! Maybe kathy will one day end up on these boards!

#43

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 5:27pm

don't forget the show stopping "Clay Gaykien"

#44

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 5:46pm

And the stirring ballad "Mom & Dad, Please Stop going to Gay Bars...without me"

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#45

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 6:47pm

anakla you win the prize for best thread in a while... and props to BwayBaby18 for "Gayken!"... i love that song.

#46

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/20/07 at 6:50pm

I heard she was hosting Mr. Broadway this coming year at a Broadway house! Anyone know if this is true? I loooove her.

#47

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/21/07 at 5:01pm

Oh My....the big ballad, "They Are My Peeps", is running through my head right now. Thanks for making my day with this thread. Kathy G. ROCKS!!!!

#48

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/24/07 at 8:40am

There has to be a gay porn awards number in this show!

#49

re: Kathy Griffin-My Life on the D-List--the MUSICAL!

Posted: 7/24/07 at 8:46am

note - it's "where my gays at?" not "where are my gays"
it's all in the delivery

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#50

Will Marc Shaiman write it?

Posted: 7/24/07 at 9:15am

Kathy Griffin: Anonymity becomes me