Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
p.s.
Broadway Star Joined: 10/30/06
#1Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:12pm
Where do you think there might be nudity in the movie? Any of the main characters (named actors)? Or rather some random prisoner, whore, student or townsperson? During, before or after what song or which scene? Front, back, top, bottom, male or female?
Somewhat seriously, I think there should be discussion about this.
p.s.
We could even have a contest: How many minutes into the film before we get that first image of any naked body part?
#2Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:16pmPUKE!
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
chewy5000
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/1/09
#3Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:18pm
We need tto know because of reasons.
Also, will there be gunshots?
michellek45
Leading Actor Joined: 5/20/11
#5Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:23pm"A Heart Full of Love" will probably be a sex scene between Marius and Cosette with Eponine creeping around outside.
#6Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:32pm
Hopefully Eddie Redmayne and Aaron Tveit go full frontal. 
#7Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:38pmPLEASE NOTE: A strobe light and gunshots will be used in the production. Also, areola will appear.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
dramamama611
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/07
#8Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:44pmThis could possibly be one of the most disturbing threads.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it?
These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.
#9Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:55pmNever a dull moment on BWW.
Scratch and claw for every day you're worth!
Make them drag you screaming from life, keep dreaming
You'll live forever here on earth.
#10Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 10:22pmAaron Tveit is totally stripping off that red vest as he gets shot. Why not impress the National Guard during your last moments?
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
#12Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 10:31pm^See. I'd rather Lizzie direct the movie than this Tom Hooper nobody.
SondheimFan5
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/10
#13Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 11:20pmJenny Galloway is going to make a cameo, stark naked. Michael Ball is having a few more Big Mac's and then he'll be all set for his cameo nude scene.
#14Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 11:31pmI Creamed A Dream
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#16Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 11:43pmI have it on good authority over at IMD.com that Sir Cammack has commissioned several wardrobe malfunctions for the groundbreaking film version of the forgotten 1985 musi-cale.
Recreation of original John Cameron orchestration to "On My Own" by yours truly. Click player below to hear.
#17Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/17/12 at 11:58pm
"Make money in yer *BLEEEEEEEEP!*"
In the 2012 version, it will be mimed and will unlock all sorts of dark (therefore, better) layers and emortions and relevance.
I learned through local town gossip that MILFS Frankie Ruffelle and Becca Caine will make cameos as a pair of necking whores. It will delight old fans and stimulate new ones.
Recreation of original John Cameron orchestration to "On My Own" by yours truly. Click player below to hear.
Moneyspider
Stand-by Joined: 12/16/10
#18Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/18/12 at 12:01amNo nudity until Stars, at which point Javert disrobes as he sings.
#19Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/18/12 at 6:47amValjean should be naked when he leaps out of the water tank brandishing his adamantium steel claws...
#20Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/18/12 at 7:56ammaybe they will open with a nice prison rape scene "Look Down, Look Down"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27199361@N08/ Phantom at the Royal Empire Theatre
Nettik
Featured Actor Joined: 6/4/10
#21Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/18/12 at 3:50pmThe Thenardiers will be singing all of their songs entirely nude. Now we won't have to take Madame Thenardier's word that "there's not much there."
#22Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/18/12 at 9:24pm^Since Sacha Baron Cohen is playing Thenardier I would assume they would just add an obnoxiously long black bar over the naughty parts just like they did in Borat.
#23Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/19/12 at 7:01amor use a 'stunt double' like they did in Bruno.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27199361@N08/ Phantom at the Royal Empire Theatre
#24Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?
Posted: 1/19/12 at 8:13amI can tolerate a lack of nudity, just as long as the producers can guarantee that some animals were definitely harmed in the making of the film.
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