Les Miserables Movie: Nudity?

[p.s.]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:12pm

Where do you think there might be nudity in the movie? Any of the main characters (named actors)? Or rather some random prisoner, whore, student or townsperson? During, before or after what song or which scene? Front, back, top, bottom, male or female?

Somewhat seriously, I think there should be discussion about this.


p.s.

We could even have a contest: How many minutes into the film before we get that first image of any naked body part?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:13pm

I hope Swift shows pink.

[CapnHook]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:16pm

PUKE!

[chewy5000]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:18pm

We need tto know because of reasons.

Also, will there be gunshots?

[The Josh]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:22pm

Will there be a show curtain?

[michellek45]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:23pm

"A Heart Full of Love" will probably be a sex scene between Marius and Cosette with Eponine creeping around outside.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:32pm

Hopefully Eddie Redmayne and Aaron Tveit go full frontal.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:38pm

PLEASE NOTE: A strobe light and gunshots will be used in the production. Also, areola will appear.

[dramamama611]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:44pm

This could possibly be one of the most disturbing threads.

[broadwaydevil]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 9:55pm

Never a dull moment on BWW.

[LizzieCurry]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 10:22pm

Aaron Tveit is totally stripping off that red vest as he gets shot. Why not impress the National Guard during your last moments?

[aasjb4ever]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 10:29pm

^Be still, my restless heart.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 10:31pm

^See. I'd rather Lizzie direct the movie than this Tom Hooper nobody.

[SondheimFan5]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 11:20pm

Jenny Galloway is going to make a cameo, stark naked. Michael Ball is having a few more Big Mac's and then he'll be all set for his cameo nude scene.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 11:31pm

I Creamed A Dream

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 11:32pm

On my own, pretending he's inside me...

[My Oh My]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 11:43pm

I have it on good authority over at IMD.com that Sir Cammack has commissioned several wardrobe malfunctions for the groundbreaking film version of the forgotten 1985 musi-cale.

[My Oh My]

Posted: 1/17/12 at 11:58pm

"Make money in yer *BLEEEEEEEEP!*"

In the 2012 version, it will be mimed and will unlock all sorts of dark (therefore, better) layers and emortions and relevance.

I learned through local town gossip that MILFS Frankie Ruffelle and Becca Caine will make cameos as a pair of necking whores. It will delight old fans and stimulate new ones.

[Moneyspider]

Posted: 1/18/12 at 12:01am

No nudity until Stars, at which point Javert disrobes as he sings.

[sueb1863]

Posted: 1/18/12 at 6:47am

Valjean should be naked when he leaps out of the water tank brandishing his adamantium steel claws...

[Justin D]

Posted: 1/18/12 at 7:56am

maybe they will open with a nice prison rape scene "Look Down, Look Down"

[Nettik]

Posted: 1/18/12 at 3:50pm

The Thenardiers will be singing all of their songs entirely nude. Now we won't have to take Madame Thenardier's word that "there's not much there."

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 1/18/12 at 9:24pm

^Since Sacha Baron Cohen is playing Thenardier I would assume they would just add an obnoxiously long black bar over the naughty parts just like they did in Borat.

[Justin D]

Posted: 1/19/12 at 7:01am

or use a 'stunt double' like they did in Bruno.

[devonian.t]

Posted: 1/19/12 at 8:13am

I can tolerate a lack of nudity, just as long as the producers can guarantee that some animals were definitely harmed in the making of the film.