The description on the website is just so...odd:
MARILYN! THE NEW MUSICAL DESCRIPTION
"We don’t know how Marilyn Monroe got her white dress to fly up like that in “The Seven Year Itch.” No matter how hard we try, we always end up flashing oncoming traffic, or even worse losing our dresses all together. Well, hopefully when Marilyn! The New Musical comes to Vegas, we can learn a thing or two, and finally get it right.
From Norma Jean to Marilyn Monroe, this Las Vegas musical will take us on a sing-along journey through the icon’s life. With more than 20 musical numbers ranging from “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend” to “My Heart Belongs to Daddy” we’ll learn more about Marilyn’s life than we ever have before. It’s so in-depth it’s like discovering hidden treasure in the middle of a scorching hot island.
If you already put a dot on your face because you want to look like Marilyn, just wait until you see this musical. You’ll get the urge to start wearing a blond wig, a white dress and even change your voice to sound like hers. Marilyn! The New Musical is joining the other Vegas icons like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley for a show that you won’t want to miss."
Wait, what?