Or how about the completed version of Prince Ali, with a REAL ELEPHANT!!!!
That would surely make the headlines.
The intro:
"Hail, your attention, I pray!
Oh, ye people of Agrabah!
This is your lucky day!
Hail, high and low, great and small!
Lucky people of Agrabah!
Someone's coming to call!
Someone who tamed the Cyclops,
Then fought 40 thieves single-hand!
He's richer than Croesus,
He goes where he pleases
And this time, he's chosen your land!!!
So here he is now with his band...!
Make way for Prince Ali!
Say hey, it's Prince Ali!"
And you know the rest, until...
"Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you,
It's a world-class menagerie!
Prince Ali, wonderful he, Ali Ababwa!
He's essayed quite a parade for you to see!
So get on out in that street!
Got someone I want you to meet!
C'mon, start kissin' the feet of Prince Ali!"
{DANCE BREAK, with floats coming through the audience!
Including the mighty elephant!}
Then, back to:
"There's no question this Ali's impressive
Though his entourage may be excessive
All those elephants at once can quite unnerve one!
Still the guy gives a parade new meaning
And the sight of all those peacocks preening
He's a prince without a peer, and we deserve one!
Prince Ali, handsome is he, Ali Ababwa!
)sung concurrently with above:
There's no question this Ali's alluring,
Never ordinary, never boring)"
NOW you know the rest!
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid