The Tonys needs a stand-up comedian. Same with the Oscars.
Get Rosie O'Donnell. Whoopi Goldberg. Bette Midler. Robin Williams. Billy Crystal. Kathy Griffin. Rosie O'Donnell.
Sean Hayes and Neil Patrick Harris are funny, but they have little-to-no stand-up comedy experience. Let a stand-up comic take the stage and GIVE THEM AIR-TIME and you'll have an entertaining show.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle