But they didn't say "every single seat we release". They said "every single seat in the theatre". Which means they lied.
If I was the first person on the phone with Telecharge (literally, I was on the phone with them AS the page refreshed and tickets went on sale), I should have had a ton of options. But nope.
Best seat I could get? Front row mezzanine, side, for the Wednesday performance.
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman