That's the problem with satire...some people (like Princeton) are insulted. Oh well.
This wasn't on Broadway, it was at a drama festival. I don't remember the name of the play (maybe I blocked it out) but it was definitely the worst show I'd ever seen. I think it was about a kid who moved to a town, and no one liked him, and some girl invited him to a dance, but he couldn't dance, so she taught him. That was it. It featured bad acting, mumbling (I couldn't hear any of the lines (except when one guy was shouting)), awkward pauses as several people forgot their lines, and horrible, HORRIBLE southern accents. I wanted to get up and leave the theatre, but they wouldn't allow me. The only lines I could here was a part when some girl's father was yelling for her to come downstairs. He had a squeaky voice, and people laughed when he yelled. He picked up on that, and yelled a lot. Those were the only times in the play ANYONE laughed. Oh my god, it was so bad.
I think there was something about a porch, and some kind of ice cream shop where two waitresses sat there and gave everyone empty glasses.
Updated On: 9/20/04 at 07:00 PM