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#1

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:59pm

What are some Broadway songs that are hardly referred to by their REAL titles?

"Dance, Ten; Looks, Three"
A CHORUS LINE
Commonly just called "Tits and A$$"

Updated On: 2/5/08 at 04:59 PM

#3

re: OFF-BWAY HITS RECOUP

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:16pm

Nice move, Eug.

Loathing = What is this Feeling? WiCkeD
Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE
#4

re: OFF-BWAY HITS RECOUP

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:16pm

Oh, another great one:

Memories = Memory from Cats.
Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE
#5

re: OFF-BWAY HITS RECOUP

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:20pm

OMG, I hate it when people call it "Loathing" rather than "What Is This Feeling."
#6

re: OFF-BWAY HITS RECOUP

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:23pm

"You're the Best Man I'll Ever Know" or "You're Gonna Love Me" from DREAMGIRLS

#7

re: OFF-BWAY HITS RECOUP

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:35pm

"A Hymn To Him" as "Why Can't A Woman?" (MY FAIR LADY)
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#8

re: OFF-BWAY HITS RECOUP

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:36pm

I've heard a lot of "525,600 minutes" instead of "Seasons of Love".

I'm sure there are others. I shall ponder it.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
#9

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:38pm

"Living in America" instead of "What You Own" from RENT
"Miss Baltimore Crabs" with an omission of "(The Legend Of)" from HAIRSPRAY
#11

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:43pm

"Living in America" instead of "What You Own"

AH! GUILTY!

"Just for This Moment" instead of "As Long as You're Mine"
"Do a Deer" instead of "Do-Re-Mi"
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
#13

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:52pm

Well, it is arguably changed to this title in whatever new version gets released every 5 years, but "The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues" is commonly referred to as "Buddy's Blues."
#14

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:57pm

In the case of Legally Blonde, I'm pretty sure the song was called "Gay or European" in the workshops.
"Oh look at the time, three more intelligent plays just closed and THE ADDAMS FAMILY made another million dollars" -Jackie Hoffman, Broadway.com Audience Awards
#16

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 6:00pm

I have never ONCE heard "Dance Ten Looks Three" being used with that title. And I don't think it should be used with that title. It sounds a lot better with that other name.
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
#17

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 6:24pm

I've never ONCE heard anyone call it "Dance Ten Looks Three". It's always "Ti*s and A*s". I guess it depends on who you hang out with.

Additionally I usually call "Those You've Known" from Spring Awakening "All That's Known" (reprise). I even put it on my mp3 player like that, initially by accident.
#18

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 6:29pm

No Day But Today instead of Another Day (Finale B is often referred to by the same name as well)
"It means nothing to come and sit in a theater night after night and immerse yourself in fantasy, only then to walk out the door and be unchanged in reality. This show will live on in our hearts. But where it truly must survive is in our actions, our compassion and our generousity of spirit towards one another." - Adam Pascal on the closing of RENT
#19

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 7:35pm

Quote: "I've heard a lot of "525,600 minutes" instead of "Seasons of Love".

Mostly this song never is called by a name by non-theatre people. The just sing some random, incomprehensible number and then "Miiinutes." Generally off key.
#20

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 7:39pm

During college my girlfriend was in a production of Follies and everyone in the cast referred to "Who's That Woman" as "Mirror, Mirror".
#21

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 7:47pm

"Not While I'm Around." I do remember someone on this board calling it "No One's Going to Harm You." Can't remember who the culprit was, lol.
#22

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 8:01pm

Yeah "Who's That Woman?" is usually referred to as the Mirror number.
I also read someone refer to "Fifty Percent" as "Fifty Percent of Him."
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
#24

Songs Hardly Referred to by their Real Titles

Posted: 2/5/08 at 8:12pm

I Do A Deer all the time. Really kinky stuff.
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