No, Speed Test acutally IS ANOTHER Gilbert & Sullivan song (with different lyrics). It is "My Eyes are Fully Opened" from RUDDIGORE (which was also interpolated into the Joe Papp production of Pirates of Penzance in the early 1980's.)
My Eyes are fully opened to my awful situation
I should go at once to Roderick and make him a oration
I shall tell him I've recovered my forgotten moral senses
And I do not give a damn about the pending consequences
Now I do not want to perish by the sword or by the dagger
But a martyr may indulge a little pardonable swagger
And a word or two of compliment my vanity would flatter
But I've got to die tomorrow so it really doesn't matter
No it really doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter
et cetera
Stage Manager - The Worst Pies/Tomorrow thing was an intentional musical in-joke by Sondheim. ANNIE was the biggest hit on Broadway when he was writing Sweeney.
Timmer - every song in KISMET is based on a theme by Borodin.
Updated On: 7/19/09 at 01:57 PM