"My 7 year old cousin is having his birthday party at the show, apparantly 15 little rascals are invited"
What is the date so I can be sure to avoid this matinee? It's good to know that a 50 million dollar musical is poised to become the next Chuck E. Cheese. taking a cue from ROA,they will probably start serving pizza in the seats.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello