Boo, boo, TOOTSIE, GOODBYE!!!!
What a big steaming pile of Doo-doo!
Broadway continues it's habit of killing beloved movies by adapting them into lackluster, overstuffed exercises in excess and bad taste.
There's NOTHING about this latest project that reflects the charm and cleverness of the movie. Really, why bother, other than making profit out of the name alone?
Changing the story from a soap opera background to a Broadway show background may seem great on paper (especially for a Broadway show) but here it only served to serve up several stupid, boring, banal numbers and a plot that creates major meh and loud snoring in the audience.
But the major fault in these stars is that the audience doesn't care about ANYONE! Michael is a narcissistic nudge, Julie is a miscast, confused egotist, Jeff is just plain creepy, Max is beyond charicature - only Sandy is redeemed by quirky endearment and the best song in the show.
And this reworked plot just doesn't work. It's not interesting, and, again, not charming, and at times it's downright confusing and exhausting. Songs are forgettable as we're hearing them.
Choreography is negligible and <<edited by BWW staff>>! As should the Producers who approved this rot. GET RID OF DOROTHY'S FIRST BLUE DRESS!!!! ABOMINABLE!
Gee. D'ya think I was disappointed?
Updated On: 4/26/19 at 12:08 AM