TWILIGHT THE MUSICAL!!! — Page 2

The workshop is already in the works.

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Only if they condense multiple books together for one show. Otherwise you'll be sitting there having to listen to songs like "I'm Getting A Bowl of Cereal While My Computer Turns On So I Can Look Up Vampires On the Internet" because of Stepenie Meyer's snail-like pacing of the books, where there's no real plot until about the last quarter of the novel.

Hell, if they're going to do it, they should just musicalize Breaking Dawn. You could have "OM NOM NOM (The Placenta Song)," "I'm in Love With My Best Friend's Baby," and the Act II Finale, "Sorry, No Epic Vampire Battle Here."

Lol...eyebrows. My friend and I used to try to keep count of how many times she would do that.

It's funny how much hate there is out there for Twilight. Just because there's a lot of teen fans. Anyways.

I agree that if it was done they should do all 4 books. Eclipse has basically nothing exciting, except talking about everything that happened in the Twilight and New Moon and everything that's going to happen in Breaking Dawn. I'm excited to see how the birth would go over onstage. Could be very attractive.

I'm building up an increasing resentment against everyone who assumes I dislike 'Twilight' because of the fans. I've read all four published books, and the chunk of 'Midnight Sun' that Meyer uploaded, and I've not seen the movie yet but I will, and I promise you - whenever I express disdain for the 'Twilight'-verse, it's my own thoughts, formulated by me, thanks to my experiences. The reason my opinion matches the majority is less to do with my supposed following of the crowd, and more to do with the crappy quality of it all.

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My point exactly, Yankee!

I actually thought Dracula was pretty good.

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I don't dislike Twilight because of its fans. I dislike it because I saw the movie and found it to be awful. It certainly didn't compel me to go out and buy the books.

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Isn't there still supposed to be a fifth book also? so its 5 books into 5.5 hours

you associated yourself with young fans. young fans shriek. ergo, you shriek.

QED.

Latin legitimizes everything.

[QUOTE]I'm excited to see how the birth would go over onstage. Could be very attractive.[/QUOTE]

Are you serious? That "birth" scene is the reason Breaking Dawn will never even be made into a MOVIE, much less put on stage. Please, PLEASE explain what would be "attractive" about a completely naked woman with a broken spine lying on a table while her vampire lover EATS the child out of her- yes SPOILER ALERT.. he eats her uterus!! That is not attractive- that is disgusting and will never translate properly anywhere except inside Stephenie Meyer's messed up head.

I agree that there are PLENTY of reasons not to like Twilight, and none of them have anything to do with the target age group. I have read all of the books, and they send awful messages to the so-called target age group. The "hero" of the books is borderline stalker with major abuse tendencies, and the "heroine" is a whiney, needy little girl who literally cannot exist without the man in her life. I won't even go into all the other effed up crap because this is off-topic enough already, but yes, there are PLENTY of reasons to hate Twilight. None of them at all being the teenage fans (though they are rather annoying).

Well, whether or not he technically swallows and CONSUMES it isn't my point. He still uses his teeth to extract a child from her as she lies naked on a table with a broken spine. It's a good thing her husband's there to perform an emergency oral C-section. Oh, and her best friend, too, to fall in love with the baby.