The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread
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The Official Adele Danzi Appreciation Thread#25
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:07amUpdated On: 3/3/14 at 12:07 AM
The Official Adele Danzi Appreciation Thread#26
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:09amPJ is right. Only a homo would know who I'Needa Mattel is.
The Official Adele Danzi Appreciation Thread#27
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:11amDid Idina get sick and couldn't make it? That's a shame because Adele was great. Idina has some competition now.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#28
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:13am
Bitch better watch her back from now on!!
Updated On: 3/3/14 at 12:13 AM
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#29
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:42amF*ck her. I wanna meet "The Amazing Joey Luft." I never knew Judy spawned a magician. Let it go, Adele. Your shaky high notes didn't impress me.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#30
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:44amIf he wanted to prove he wasn't gay, he shouldn't have started his speech by talking about how much he loves musicals.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#31
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:46am"I'm John Travolta, and to prove I'm a mature, heterosexual man, I'm going to piss off every tween and gay man in America."
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#32
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:50am
https://vine.co/v/MA7zOETuYdB
In case you wanna watch it on a loop. Because, well, who wouldn't?
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#33
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:52amWell, she definitely is the one and only Adele Dazeem.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#34
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:55am
"If he wanted to prove he wasn't gay, he shouldn't have started his speech by talking about how much he loves musicals."
What he meant to say was, "There will always be a special place in my heart for BATHHOUSES", but the teleprompter read "movie musicals" and he got all discombobulated.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#35
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:57amI watched-I listened-I thought-Who?-She looks like/screeches like-it IS her[the set was great].
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#36
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:59amThat crack on the high note. Oof.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#37
Posted: 3/3/14 at 1:01amI wanna know what her inner monologue was at that point. Either way, she knocked it out. That last note was a scratchy but the rest was strong. She was visibly nervous.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#38
Posted: 3/3/14 at 1:10am
Poor Adele Dazeem.
She got so upset, she rushed her tempos, swallowed her microphone, shook like a leaf, and cracked on the high note.
Poor Adele.
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The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#39
Posted: 3/3/14 at 1:19amSeriously, for a moment I thought he was having a stroke.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#40
Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:54am
All jokes aside, a lot of people don't realize that Travolta is actually dyslexic. You can tell throught his entire introduction of her that he's taking it quite slow and cautiously. After dyslexic people are exposed to written words repeatedly in/out of treatment, I believe that, neurologically, most words become easy to "unscramble." That explains Travolta's relative ease with most of the text on the prompter.
When you think about it, "Idina Menzel" is a fairly exotic combination of letters, and probably quite difficult for a dyslexic individual to read on the fly. Say what you will about the massuese allegations (still not substantiated), but the poor guy has had a really tough few years. It doesn't matter how famous someone is, a parent losing their child is a horrible, almost unimaginable thing. I'm completely guilty of this myself, but we could all, as a society, think a bit more before we collectively pounce on someone for a goof.
Article Corroborating His Dyslexia
Updated On: 3/3/14 at 02:54 AM
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#41
Posted: 3/3/14 at 3:09amIf he's dyslexic, shouldn't the producers have told him the name of who he was presenting?
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#42
Posted: 3/3/14 at 5:06am
I'm sure he did have the name ahead of time. I would expect he would demand that. Likely why he was asked to present a performer and not a competitive category (with multiple names and an unknown winner)
That being said, I'm sure he is mortified by his slip up.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#43
Posted: 3/3/14 at 5:09amOn the red carpet they showed someone having a full list of the names ahead of time of the people that he was presenting (completely forgot) so I honestly feel like there is NO excuse to butcher her name THAT poorly. I just wish she didn't scream the last half of the song.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#44
Posted: 3/3/14 at 6:46am
Literally so upset about that :/
Like I wouldn't have cared if he called her Indiana Melendez because at least it's somewhat close, but I really need to know how you get Adel Duhzi or whatever he called her from IDINA MENZEL. And then she seemed so nervous and shaken. Ugh, her moment was ruined
She'll make up for it at the Tony's.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#45
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:32amI never knew Adele's last name. She's lost a lot of weight since the Grammys.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#46
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:51am
"If he wanted to prove he wasn't gay, he shouldn't have started his speech by talking about how much he loves musicals."
Actually he said he'd always have a soft spot for the movie musical, or something like that. Since musicals don't make him hard, I think we have to give him a pass at the gay thing. Besides. We don't want him on our side.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#47
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:26amWasn't she in that show with Christ Criscowith?
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#48
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:55am
I am not making fun of his Dyslexia.
I am certainly making fun of his public claims that Scientology has forever cured his Dyslexia.
The Official Adele Dazeem Appreciation Thread#49
Posted: 3/3/14 at 9:02amNow I can't stop laughing and replaying it but wooooow I just want to hug Miss Dazeem... so much for her special Oscars moment.
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