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To all the new posters here ...
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#25To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:21pm
Is John J Mackay the new 'she who shall not be named'?
ETA: This is all kinds of brilliant, Besty.
Updated On: 8/25/13 at 08:21 PM
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#26To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:25pmYes, you gotta love Liza!
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#27To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:27pm
Edit: My apologies, folks. It's cause I'm an ignorant twit who hasn't left this room since Orange is the New Black became a thing.
G
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
Updated On: 8/26/13 at 08:27 PM
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#28To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:29pmAnd tread lightly with Madonna.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#29To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:33pm
"But not that bitch Lorna."
That won't be tolerated.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#30To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 9:16pmI don't know if Rob & Co. have the capacity to pin or stick a thread to the top of the board, but best's words of wisdom here are well worth sharing.
Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#31To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 9:49pmI wish it could be locked before the inevitability of tomorrow morning's comments
#32To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 9:53pmAll we have to do is keep complimenting Bestie's fine handiwork on the hour to keep the thread at the top of the stack.
After Eight
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/5/09
#33To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:10pm
I'll add a few to the list:
Yes, now you need not fear the malice of others, because you have the power to make them disappear with the touch of a button.
Yes, you can actually engage in discussions about theatre with those who will welcome your input, and treat you with the respect you deserve.
Yes, now you do not have to put up with obscene language or be confronted with disgusting avatars.
Yes, you can now enter a happy place.
Lousy
Understudy Joined: 6/10/13
#34To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:19pmAs a newbie of the board, this is a good (and entertaining) thread!
#35To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:44pmI agree with everyone, Besty, this is absolutely brilliant! It perfectly captures the spirit of the site.
miss pennywise
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#36To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:46pm
Don't forget this one:
Yes, some of us have met in person and are really good friends.
Yes, some of us have met in person...once. 
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
**********
"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#37To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:52pm
To all the new posters here... welcome (except if you're a troll).
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
#38To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:53pm
I'll always love how After Eight (maybe the nastiest poster this board has ever known) prides himself on being the King of civility.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#39To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:58pm
I resent the fact that it was stated "Some of us are performers"
That may be true for a few people here but speaking for myself:
I am a STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#40To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 11:01pmI didn't realize the job of a Professional Star-Fvcker qualified someone as a star.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#41To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 11:08pmJordan, I thought you had a block on everything I post here. If you don't, you should.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#42To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 11:09pm
(It was an absolute pleasure to block the ever vitriolic Jordan Catalano!)
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/26/13 at 11:09 PM
#44To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/25/13 at 11:46pm
Awesome thread besty.
I already have my list of ignores. It's not that long really, and you'd probably be more surprised by who is not on it than who is.
I mean, I'm not giving up my ability to watch some inevitable meltdowns unfold.
....but the world goes 'round
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#45To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/26/13 at 12:02am
"I mean, I'm not giving up my ability to watch some inevitable meltdowns unfold."
My feelings exactly, taz!
ARTc3
Broadway Star Joined: 8/5/13
#46To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/26/13 at 12:03am
^ I second Dollypop's sentiment. Jordan Catalano, please add me to your "Ignore" list. I really don't wish to provoke such defensive behavior.
ARTc3 formerly ARTc. Actually been a poster since 2004. My name isn't Art. Drop the "3" and say the signature and you'll understand.
Updated On: 8/26/13 at 12:03 AM
#47To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/26/13 at 12:07amOh, Art. You're as tired as a hooker working a double shift in a prison whore house.
#48To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/26/13 at 12:08amOk, this Art person has done nothing but rejoin the board and cause trouble.
#49To all the new posters here ...
Posted: 8/26/13 at 1:52am
"a hooker working a double shift in a prison whore house"
Finally, a retirement plan I can live for. Thank you, JC.
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