To all the new posters here ...- Page 2

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:21pm

Is John J Mackay the new 'she who shall not be named'?

ETA: This is all kinds of brilliant, Besty. Updated On: 8/25/13 at 08:21 PM

[DAME]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:25pm

Yes, you gotta love Liza!

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:27pm

Edit: My apologies, folks. It's cause I'm an ignorant twit who hasn't left this room since Orange is the New Black became a thing.




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Updated On: 8/26/13 at 08:27 PM

[DAME]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:29pm

And tread lightly with Madonna.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 8:33pm

"But not that bitch Lorna."


That won't be tolerated.

[jnb9872]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 9:16pm

I don't know if Rob & Co. have the capacity to pin or stick a thread to the top of the board, but best's words of wisdom here are well worth sharing.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 9:49pm

I wish it could be locked before the inevitability of tomorrow morning's comments

[Someone in a Tree2]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 9:53pm

All we have to do is keep complimenting Bestie's fine handiwork on the hour to keep the thread at the top of the stack.

[After Eight]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:10pm

I'll add a few to the list:

Yes, now you need not fear the malice of others, because you have the power to make them disappear with the touch of a button.

Yes, you can actually engage in discussions about theatre with those who will welcome your input, and treat you with the respect you deserve.

Yes, now you do not have to put up with obscene language or be confronted with disgusting avatars.

Yes, you can now enter a happy place.

[Lousy]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:19pm

As a newbie of the board, this is a good (and entertaining) thread!

[all that jazz]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:44pm

I agree with everyone, Besty, this is absolutely brilliant! It perfectly captures the spirit of the site.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:46pm

Don't forget this one:

Yes, some of us have met in person and are really good friends.

Yes, some of us have met in person...once.

[Patti LuPone FANatic]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:52pm

To all the new posters here... welcome (except if you're a troll).

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:53pm

I'll always love how After Eight (maybe the nastiest poster this board has ever known) prides himself on being the King of civility.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:58pm

I resent the fact that it was stated "Some of us are performers"

That may be true for a few people here but speaking for myself:

I am a STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 11:01pm

I didn't realize the job of a Professional Star-Fvcker qualified someone as a star.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 11:08pm

Jordan, I thought you had a block on everything I post here. If you don't, you should.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 11:09pm

(It was an absolute pleasure to block the ever vitriolic Jordan Catalano!)

Updated On: 8/26/13 at 11:09 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 11:11pm

Only when it comes to Elizabitch.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 11:46pm

Awesome thread besty.

I already have my list of ignores. It's not that long really, and you'd probably be more surprised by who is not on it than who is.

I mean, I'm not giving up my ability to watch some inevitable meltdowns unfold.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 8/26/13 at 12:02am

"I mean, I'm not giving up my ability to watch some inevitable meltdowns unfold."

My feelings exactly, taz!

[ARTc3]

Posted: 8/26/13 at 12:03am

^ I second Dollypop's sentiment. Jordan Catalano, please add me to your "Ignore" list. I really don't wish to provoke such defensive behavior.

Updated On: 8/26/13 at 12:03 AM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/26/13 at 12:07am

Oh, Art. You're as tired as a hooker working a double shift in a prison whore house.

[ljay889]

Posted: 8/26/13 at 12:08am

Ok, this Art person has done nothing but rejoin the board and cause trouble.

[Idiot]

Posted: 8/26/13 at 1:52am

"a hooker working a double shift in a prison whore house"

Finally, a retirement plan I can live for. Thank you, JC.