Tony Award For Perfect Attendance Introduced Next Season

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Tony Award For Perfect Attendance Introduced Next Season

Posted: 4/1/09 at 11:48am

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re: Tony Award For Perfect Attendance Introduced Next Season

Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:01pm

Well, I guess Jeremy Piven is out!

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:04pm

Now, this is funny.

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:08pm

Ha Ha
Ohhh April Foolds Day on BWW. it is fun.
Could you imagine if they really did that.

Tony Award Winner (insert name)
What did they win for?
Perfect attendance.
WTF?

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re: Tony Award For Perfect Attendance Introduced Next Season

Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:08pm

My favorite part:
"And it comes with a removable plaque that you can engrave with whatever category you want," says Evans. "You want to tell your friends in California you won the Tony for Best Actor? Go ahead! Nobody west of the Hudson has any idea who gets these, anyway."

Updated On: 4/1/09 at 12:08 PM

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:12pm

Why don't they just hand out certificates like in elementary school?

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re: Tony Award For Perfect Attendance Introduced Next Season

Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:19pm

Is Donna Murphy still eligible for WONDERFUL TOWN? She's performing as many shows of WT now as she did when she was allegedly in it.

She gets my vote.

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:21pm

I hope it's a joke...

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:26pm

"I hope it's a joke..."

"BroadwayWorld.com wishes its readers a Happy April Fools Day and wishes healthy runs to all Broadway performers."

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"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:27pm

I hope it's a joke...

I love you, you Argentinean f**k!

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 12:31pm

Patti lost
Ha!

#12

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 1:39pm

Does this mean that Raul Esparza may FINALLY get his Tony award?

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 1:41pm

HAH

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re: Tony Award For Perfect Attendance Introduced Next Season

Posted: 4/1/09 at 6:38pm

Actually, giving a tony award would be too extreme, but I would like to see the actors (ALL actors on BWAY) get noticed for not missing a performance. Thank god they're not really being given AWARDS though!!!!

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Posted: 4/1/09 at 11:02pm

And the Tony goes to Lachanze!

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Posted: 4/2/09 at 11:52am

Does this mean that Raul Esparza may FINALLY get his Tony award?

That was EXACTLY my thought!

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Posted: 4/2/09 at 11:53am

And if this were real, it would be a crying shame that that's what it would finally be for.

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