What worries me is that Tallulah Bankhead is a personality that has never been successfully impersonated in a play or even a revue. (Neither has Napoleon but he's another story entirely.) Helen Gallagher, Tovah Feldshuh and Kathleen Turner are but three who could not make a show about her work.
But then the tales begin:
"Cocaine...? Habit forming...?
Don't be ridiculous. I've been using it for years."
and
"My father warned me about men and liquor. I wish he'd said something about women and cocaine."
and
Reporter - "Miss Bankhead, why are you going to Hollywood?"
Miss Bankhead - "To make movies, darling, and to f--k that divine Gary Cooper!"
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher