Posted: 6/4/17 at 5:02pm
Ok, to balance my smutty post above, here's one I can tell my folks:
A year ago my husband and I are on a gay cruise in Tahiti, and the headliner will be Patti LuPone, doing 2 shows that Friday night. Best of all she needs a volunteer chorus to back her up on 3 songs: "Trouble", "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" and "Blow Gabriel Blow!" That Wednesday morning, maybe 30-40 would-be backup singers like myself gather onstage with Patti, who's got on flip-flops, a house dress, and no makeup, and proceeds to pass out stacks of the notated chorus parts for us to share (what looked like a telephone book to us untutored singers). But bless her heart, that lady was warm and welcoming and relaxed as can be. She told us the story of each song and who we as the chorus were supposed to be. She basically made us scene partners with her to make each song work. We rehearsed for maybe an hour and a half and then good luck till Friday.
Friday night there's Patti, all polished up in a smart jacket set, lipstick and a pert little bob, belting song after song out into the air with total commitment and heart. Comes the time for our 10 minutes of participation and we acquit ourselves with aplomb, both at the 7pm show and the 9:30 show. But what really melts our hearts is at the end of our time onstage-- Patti turns her back on the audience and applauds us! The lady is a legend for a reason.
And then it was time to dash back to our staterooms to change into our twinkle-lighted White Party outfits. Well, it was a gay cruise after all.
Updated On: 6/4/17 at 05:02 PM