Worst Theatre Audience of my life (Joke Post check my latest post on the 3r

*Update* I audio record all my shows and I listened to my audio recording and you can hear the two couples fighting loud and clear...

So, you audio record all of your shows? This is illegal! I hope you are caught and get in big trouble!

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Multimatt said: "I'm going to try my best not to sound ungrateful here. I loved The Great Comet Of 1812. It was amazing. It's a very very very good show! My problem with it was the staff and the crowd. Idk why but the crowd (mostly filled with Elderly and rude people) was horrible. The guy two rows ahead of me talked during the show about 5 times and then proceeded to yell at the person in front of me Twice during the show. The lady next to me stepped on my playbill as she went to the bathroom and she noticed that she did and didn't say anything (Lucky I have two). Then I realized if I wanted to make it out of this theatre fast I had to leave during the curtain call which I did but as I was trying to get out Of my aisle this lady yelled at me and said "I can't walk" (Even though I saw her walking in at the beginning). In the end the show was fantastic but it was ruined by annoying rude crowd members. Also the staff wasn't very good at directing anyone and they themselves were rude. The show was amazing but it would have been fantastic if it wasn't for the crowd!



Why did you have to get out of the theater fast? Doesn't that make you part of the rudeness?

Dame Edna knew how to deal with those who tried to make a mad dash up the aisle so they wouldn't have to applaud her show -- the music stopped, the house lights went black, a spotlight focussed on one of those impatient people now exposed to all as they tried to make a quick getaway up the aisle, and Dame Edna would say, "Oh, too bad, possum. You were going to win the car." Huge laugh from the audience, and I bet that person never tried to sneak out like that again.

I'm sorry that you don't recognize trying to run out during the curtain call is bad manners, too. So many people work hard to put on a show -- I'm sorry there was so much rudeness around you, but none of that was from the actors, or the dressers, or the light crew, or the sound crew, or anyone else working in the show, and I hope next time you will let them bask in the applause they deserve and get to hear once a day (twice on Wednesdays and Saturdays) when it's a job well done.

You lost me at leaving during curtain call - especially since it sounds like you weren't on the aisle. The people in your row have the right to watch the curtain call, an important and respected part of the experience, without you stepping all over and in front of them. And as others have said, it's extemely rude to not acknowledge the performers.

Oh, and then your illegal recording. Nope.

Another item from the original post not yet addressed - you left your Playbill on the floor, and then complained that someone stepped on it?

Playbills are free. There are usually stacks of them on each aisle. If someone stepped on your playbill (which you left on the floor), you could always grab another one, completely free. This isn't London where programs cost money.

Gosh I sure hope your illegal audio recording wasn't also tarnished by the sounds of candy wrappers opening. I mean, that's where I would draw the line.

If that's the worst theatre audience you've ever experienced, you got off lucky.

Don't feed the troll, folks. Post is 100% BS

Leaving your playbill on the floor can cause sometime to slip and fall, leading to potentially serious injury, especially if the person is disabled already and has poor balance or difficulty recovering from a slip without falling. That is a dangerous act against your fellow theatre-goers, and it is you who should be embarrassed about your dangerous rudeness. Not to mention, the width of aisle that people have to step through is only about playbill-sized anyway, so if your playbill was there blocking that part of the floor, the person didn't necessarily have any other option but to step on it (not everyone has good enough balance to make an elongated step over it).

What you need to do OP is to book out the theatre and have it entirely to yourself.

You do realise that other people do exist and they do not think, or react, EXACTLY as you, or as you would wish them to.

You obviously live life in a bubble and there is a word for your anger? that therapy would help.

It's interesting to read all these sensible responses which I am sure OP you would also have read but strange that you vented[?] at things so trivial but you don't have the courage to respond-- very strange.

The OP contains so many obviously inserted button-pushers, this can't be anything but some poor sucker desperate for responses. Fake!

My biggest pet peeve at theatre has always been people leaving at curtain call. I will go as far as to not let someone by who is leaving my aisle. I feel very strongly that the actors who have worked so hard to entertain you deserve that moment and it's an opportunity for the audience to show their appreciation.

that being said, I had a unique experience at a play last night where the woman next to me and I chatted pre-play about the background of the playwright, actors, etc and immediately after the lights went down, her head went down and she was fast asleep and except for a moment or two where she appeared to open her eyes, she slept the entire time! Luckily no snoring and I almost wanted to elbow her but since she wasn't disturbing anyone, so I let her sleep...I suppose if you go to enough shows, you'll see everything.