When I first saw this thread title I thought, what an awful idea, but it’s also the type of thing that is just so crazy that it might work- especially if talents like Ebersole and Patinkin would be performing the material. After safe, boring and uninspired shows like HOH, Gettin’ the Band and Pretty Woman, I would totally be up for seeing what the lunacy of a Zero Dark Thirty musical might bring.
(Truthfully it would probably be better as an opera, but if this is true I wish them luck.)
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!