What show tune is Obama singing today? I mean, c'monnn really??? Isn't this board supposed to be about theater not politics right?? Please don't think Im a Republican either cause I can give a rats ass about Romney or Obama.. If it were up to me Hillary Clinton or Patti LuPone would be in the White House. I'm Just happy the election is over and done with so both sides could stop ranting about whose better. The Left and the Right need to get over themsleves already. Now, thats my rant, Amen!!!
I was not born in sunny Hispania, But my father came from Galeana in Chihuahua But now I'm here, I'm dancing salsa; Di dee di! Dee di dee di! I am easily assimilated. I am so easily assimilated.
I never learned a human language. My father spoke a High Middle Mormon. In one half-hour I'm talking in Spanish: Por favor! Toreador! I am easily assimilated. I am so easily assimilated.
It's easy, it's ever so easy! I'm Latino, I'm suddenly Latino! And you must be Chicano, too. Do like the natives do. These days it's hard to be In the majority
Tus labios rubi Dos rosas que se abren a mi, Conquistan mi corazon, Y solo con Una cancion.
Mis labios rubi Dreiviertel Takt, mon tres cher ami, Oui ou, si si ja ja ja, yes yes, da da. Je ne sais quoi!
Me muero, me sale una hernia!
Ole! Ole! Rafalca! Rafalca!
A long way from Provo in Utah
Mis/Tus labios rubi Dos rosas que se abren a mi, Conquistan mi corazon, Y solo con Una divina cancion. De tus labios rubi! Rubi! Rubi! (Rubio! Rubio!) Hey!
Mi perro esta en el techo! Cuarenta y Siete Porcentage! Mi esposa es una caballera en el concurso dresa! Mi cara es muy bronceada, no?