Will Wax Lion ever reveal his/her true identity to us? I sure hope so.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
Late at night I went to his wax cage and stole him away.
My plan was simple, to melt him and reform him as a Jaguar. Unfortunately, after I melted him (while he was in the pot) I dropped a skittle. I love me some skittles, so I went searching for it and knocked over the pot. The wax fell to the cold cement and hardened right there. I couldn't even get it up! (The hardened wax on the floor - stay clean, people!)
So, I left.
Glad to know he was melted and was able to reform himself - even if it is as a lion.
Whew, glad to see Wax Lion okay. I was getting very worried that somewhere between tv appearances and live things and perhaps the flea market and obsessed Rent fans that our poor little Wax Lion got smushed to death. Very glad to see that is not the case.
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
Wax Lion is safe, no worries. He logged on last night to find some PMs directed to "Parrish". Like he said, very weird indeed. Parrish has agreed to use another screen name so that things won't be mixed up anymore, and BWW is on top of it. Wax Lion was very ascared that Parrish could see his private PMs since Wax Lion could see his/hers. Technical difficulties, much? Yah. So, let's all just go with it and be confused together...
Oh, and by the way, Wax Lion misses all you guys. Things in wax-land have been uber busy, but good. VERY good. La Vie Boheme...
My swami sense is telling me that Wax Lion just might be Anthony Rapp. Of course, my swami sense has been known to be VERY wrong at times as well. So maybe I'm just full of crap on this one. In any case, Wax Lion is fabulous! Very sorry to here that Parrish somehow pirated your glorious identity. Hope all is right with your world again.
I've never spoken to Wax Lion but he is always very entertaining and knowledgable! Good to see that you're back and that everything was put back to normal.
If Wax Lion wanted to reveal itself, it would. I don't think it's fair to ask or speculate, just enjoy the entertaining and informative posts we get to read from the most intelligent candle-like tiny king of the jungle that I have ever known of. Personally, I think it's funner not knowing, always suspecting any one could be reading our posts...mm hmm look out everyone, Big Brother is definitely watching us.
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
I wish Wax Lion would bring some of his friends along sometime! Maybe Barrell Bear, or that adorable Brass Monkey... who, by the way, could totally pull off Roger's plaid pants to go along with Wax Lion's Mark sweater!
Monkey buddy is a good friend of Wax Lions. We never got a long that great with any of the barrel bears, but Lovesick Ass is right here if you want to say hello...
Oh wow didn't realize Wax Lion knew so many animal/perhaps other kingdoms...are you acquainted w/ any platypuses(platypusi?) or ameobas?
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli