Haley: did't my third grade teacher say I have ADD? Claire: no she said you couldn't A-D-D because she also knew you couldn't S-P-E-L-L Haley: wait you're going too fast -- oh.
and Haley: dear college, cheese makes me gassy Claire: you're not really starting your essay with "dear college" are you?
"I've never encountered such religiously, you know, loyal fans as Broadway musical theater fans. It's amazing."
--Allison Janney
I thought the final scene with Cam and the woman was fantastic! Also loved seeing Jennifer Tilly.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
"In my country it is considered very, very bad luck when your house burns down."
Tonight's was my favorite episode of the third season. It was a perfectly constructed State of the Family. I loved the jump cuts to snips shot on location in the dude ranch, like a reality show would do.
I met Josh Gad yesterday. I really wanted to open with, "What instrument does Yo-Yo Ma play?... CELLO!" But I chickened out and went with a standard, "Hello, it's nice to meet you."
I did later tell him that I loved his guest spot on Modern Family. He said he had a great time filming it. Because of his Book of Mormon schedule it was tough to fit it in. I believe he said that he flew out to LA on a Monday morning, filmed on Monday, flew back to NYC on Tuesday, and did his show that night.