Legally Blonde's "The east coast is boring, there's no film studios. It's cold and dark, no valet parking, all the girls have different noses!!"...Elle's dad
"In theater, the process of it is the experience. Everyone goes through the process, and everyone has the experience together. It doesn't last - only in people's memories and in their hearts. That's the beauty and sadness of it. But that's life - beauty and the sadness. And that is why theater is life." Sherie Rene Scott
"Oh hi thank heaven your here you look absolutly terrific honestly mother wanted me to come out in a kimono so we had quite a fight" _Grey Gardens
"They can get you in East Hampton for wearing red shoes on a Thursday I don't know weather you know I mean do you know that they can get you for almost anything it's a mean, nasty Republican town" -Grey Gardens
"Any spare rib that I can spare I'll be glad to share"-Gypsy
"It's your father's fault that the curse got placed and the place got cursed in the first place." -Into The Woods
From my new-found discovery, A Man of No Importance:
"Your Common Sense Tells You Best Not Begin But Your Fool Heart Cannot Help Plungin' In And Nothing and No One Can Stand in Your Way You Just Have to Love Who You Love"
"Hey, you! You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!"
-Family Guy
Right after "As long as you're mine" in Wicked when Idina says "for the first time I feel...Wicked" It makes me laugh everytime. I like the show, but that part is a bit cheesified.
"Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite" Chess
"Sometimes I catch him looking...and looking......I just look right back!" Company
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
Pretty much anything from Noel Coward's Sail Away is brilliant, but the opening number starts with all these stewards singing and then Stritch enters. They sing, "keep the fat heads out of our way! Hoorah Hoorah!" and Stritch comes in with "Hooray!" and it just makes me laugh everytime. I think it's something you just need to hear.
I also loooove (and quote constantly) "None whatsoever, Coalhouse!"
And perhaps my favorite moment of all time on a cast recording: "Wouldyoubesokind!" at the start of "They Seek Him Here" in The Scarlet Pimpernel. Love me some Douglas Sills.