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#226

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/5/10 at 8:12pm

Really? No slam on Jan Hooks, because I thought she was divine in the role and I hope she comes back, but I totally bought her as the mother of a 41 year old.

I believe Namo is right. It DID sound like poop, though.

My favorite line last night was from the the tag at the end.

"Do you remember that show Jennifer Slept Here? Ann Jillian plays the ghost of a Hollywood starlet - who helps teenagers! With what? I don't know."

I also now chase Kringas around the house calling him "Meat Cat."

This, in my humble opinion, has been a great season thus far.

#227

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/6/10 at 2:25am

Poop? Pool?

I thought it was poon.

#228

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/6/10 at 11:15am

I heard poop also, but pool makes a lot more sense...

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#229

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/6/10 at 6:41pm

I'm relieved that I'm not the only one who heard "poop"! Pool makes more sense, but poop is funnier and definitely something 30 Rock could get away with!

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#230

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/11/10 at 10:00pm

"I knew this would end sometime. I just always figured it would be with me in the trunk of a rental car"

Liz zipping up her dress via a treadmill.

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#231

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/11/10 at 10:18pm

Jenna to her stalker, I forget his exact name, "Don't tell me it's one of those Glee kids." I also loved Liz making out with a tree thinking it was Jon Bon Jovi.

#232

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/11/10 at 10:37pm

"Jenna, I was in your bedroom last night.
I left a gift in your toilet.
You will be my bride someday."

#233

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/12/10 at 9:33am

I love when Kenneth made a stalkerish display in Jenna's dressing room and then when she hugged him he cut her hair and she smiled and thanked him. Too funny.

Also, when Liz is trying to convince the nurse on the phone that she's just fine by herself.

"Having two people sometimes makes things harder. Like...monologues."

And then when she was like "I get it cause I'm black too...nope, nope you're gonna meet me...I'm not black."

Updated On: 2/12/10 at 09:33 AM

#234

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/12/10 at 10:07am

"I get it cause I'm black too...nope, nope you're gonna meet me...I'm not black."

That did me in last night. I had to pause it and catch my breath.

#235

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/12/10 at 10:41am

Jack working with talking gorillas in the testing lab made me laugh so hard I scared the cat.

#236

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/12/10 at 11:08am

Jon Hamm as a Jamaican nurse and something about Don Cheadle on toast..

#237

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 2/12/10 at 1:40pm

"What do you want for lunch?" "Don Cheadle on a bed of rice!"
Had me on the floor.

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#238

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/11/10 at 11:09pm

"Late at night these two little twin girls told me they wanted to play with me forever"

"I know the Tony rules because I've been petitioning for them to add a category for "Living theatrically in normal life"

Updated On: 3/11/10 at 11:09 PM

#239

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/11/10 at 11:15pm

Oh and LIz's ringtone for "Future Husband" had me crying I laughed so hard. THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE!

#240

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/11/10 at 11:48pm

Kenneth to Jenna: That was you? You were such a FAT baby!!!!!

#241

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/11/10 at 11:53pm

Jenna: If I wanted to see a black man make a fool of himself I'd have sex with KFed again!

#242

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/12/10 at 7:42pm

"bobsled."

#243

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/12/10 at 9:32pm

Tracy literally reading the phonebook at the end.

#244

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/12/10 at 10:05pm

"When can I start eating hard cheeses again Doctor?"

"Why would you want to braid my hair? Because it's romantic and I am good at it."

"If you need to pass some eye water I'll be happy to go out and get you some weakness tissues".

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#245

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/14/10 at 12:20am

Tina Fey with a Jamaican accent = epic win.

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-Gilda Radner

#246

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/14/10 at 6:29pm

"Pacman, I'm Jewish!"
"Your dentist gets drunk with you too?"
"Guard your well. Well."

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#247

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/25/10 at 9:44pm

"Rejection from society is what created the X-Men"-Liz Lemon

#248

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/25/10 at 10:30pm

"That would explain why we have so many drunk kids here"

#249

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/25/10 at 11:16pm

"Now I'm reading from Corinthians."

#250

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/26/10 at 8:01am

"Boston Irish Catholics mate for life....like swans. Drunk, angry swans..."

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