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#251

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/26/10 at 8:01am

"Boston Irish Catholics mate for life....like swans. Drunk, angry swans..."
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#252

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/26/10 at 9:33am

"I'm not going to win...but it's an honor just to be nominated in the same category as Sir Dave Coulier."
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#253

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/26/10 at 10:02am

JENNA: A breakfast date? Who's this guy?

LIZ: Well I met him on K date, which is the personal section of the Kraft Food Website.

"Typical Liberal Media.That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's website, 'Dicknews.com."
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

Updated On: 3/26/10 at 10:02 AM

#254

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 3/26/10 at 8:13pm

"I don't have any female friends, you know, because of my body."

Jason Sudeikis continues to have that evasively luscious charm. Yum.
#255

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 5/17/10 at 12:41am

"I'm sorry, Shaun - and child actor who's name I can't remember."

And dreamy Michael Sheen!

Updated On: 5/17/10 at 12:41 AM

#257

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 9/25/10 at 12:52pm

Jenna: "I'm good, but not needed. Hm. The last time I said that was when I had that three way with two of the Backstreet Boys."

And I loved the Barefoot Contessa references.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#264

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 10/1/10 at 11:22pm

"...they even took my mood ring! I don't even know how I feel about that!"

"You're on drugs? Isn't the point to feel like God has punished you?"

"Shamoo is an orca, and FYI, it is very hard to keep one in a home aquarium"
#265

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 10/1/10 at 11:49pm

That was one of 30 Rock's finest half hours.

My favorite line, hands down though, was from Dr. Spaceman.

Tracy: Why is this baby covered in goop?
Dr. S: Everything about this is DISGUSTING!

I had to pause the show I was laughing so hard.

Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#267

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:28am

I hate to say "I told you so", so, "Welcome to Miami."

Andrea Mitchell still stole it for me. Great episode.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#268

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 10/2/10 at 3:34am

I went back and rewatched and noticed that when Grizz said she was reading, he had in his hand "Urban Fervor" by Kevin Grisham. brilliant
#269

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 10/8/10 at 1:17am

Are they doing two versions of the live show next week? According to the commercial for it they're different tapings.
#275

re: 30 Rock funniest line of the night

Posted: 10/14/10 at 9:22pm

What I kind of loved about it is they long ago gave up having 30 Rock take place in much of a recognizable universe and with the live episode they just said this all sensibility and no sense.

I won't give a spoiler for the left coast, but the flashbacks made me laugh.
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