Catie, I know how you feel because I have digital camera headshots(but they are pretty awesome because my resume is printed right on the back:))No, they're stupid! Ahhh!! and I just sent it to a person casting an independant film, great. I like to blame them on my unemployment sometimes. I always say, as soon as I get into a show, I will get professional headshots, but it's like, I can't get into a show because I have crappy headshots! but good luck with that. My advice is make eye contact with the camera, because the people casting the show will look at your headshot and they won't be able to reject you because you'll just be looking them right in the eye.
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)