American Idol Predictions!!!- Page 70

[Luscious]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 7:02pm

Chris is the one who'll be around for years to come. The others, including the winner, will be yesterday's news in less than a year.

[kyguy78]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 7:55am

Well, if the past four years are any indication, unless they sprout vaginas and can sing really catchy pop songs, I don't think any of the three males left are made for long term mainstream success.

[Michelleruth2]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:21am

What about Clay Aiken? I thought he was popular.

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:37am

Congrats on your new job offer, Chris!! :)

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/12/tv.idol.daughtry.ap/index.html
Updated On: 5/12/06 at 10:37 AM

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:42am

You all realize Fuel are forgettable one-hit wonders, right? The album they did post-Hemorrage DIED.

[kyguy78]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:09am

Yeah, Fuel is looking for a way to get back into the game and I think they see Chris as the perfect opportunity.

[Princeton78]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:33am

Chris should also be an underwear model.
Period.

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:36am

no. a no underwear model!

[RobbO]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:22pm

chris looks much different in this picture than he did on the TV:

Updated On: 5/12/06 at 12:22 PM

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:25pm

Oh crap...they meant to hire Fantasia!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:26pm

I think it's just the missing sideburns.

[RobbO]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:48pm

i thought it might be a lighting issue.

[dancingthrulife04]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 1:21pm

What the hell?

[Jane2]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:11pm

Now that's funny!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:14pm

You sure that's NOT Chris?

[Michelleruth2]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:14pm

Whatever happened to Fantasia???

Whatever happened to Rueben???

[Luscious]

Posted: 5/15/06 at 9:39am

Funny article in today's NY POST. (Well... not so funny if you're a McPhee fan, I suppose.) DON'T VOTE FOR THE POD!!!


PLEASE, NOT MCPHEE
By LINDA STASI

May 15, 2006 -- I'M convinced that Katharine McPhee is actually a pod person.

It's like the real girl was stolen by "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and replaced with a perfect replication of a perfect human - white teeth, good hair, terrific voice box - everything, in short, but a soul.

She's Michael Bublé with a big hairdo.

The only reason I haven't sought professional help with my out-of-control addiction to "American Idol" is because of McPhee.

I dislike her so much that I'm riveted by her rise to the top. And even though all my favorite females have been given the boot, I'm still watching - because of her.

Watching McPhee week after week is like not being able to get a hated song out of your head. If I stopped Jonesing for the show, I might miss it when (if!) Pod Girl finally gets kicked to the curb.

Ever watch her face when she doesn't know the camera is on? She has this whole Damien the Omen thing going on - scowling and ticked-off. But the second she realizes a camera is anywhere near her, she lights up so beatifically, she'd make dearly departed Mother Teresa look like a cheap scam artist.

So is she real or is she Memorex, or maybe just a Scientologist?

The Internet is full of Katharine-is-a-Scientologist stories and "Star" Magazine even reported that McPhee completed the Scientology "Purification Rundown" course in which one reaches a new level of spirituality by swilling cooking-oil, popping niacin and sweating your butt off in a sauna.

It's supposed to help you clear "the biochemical barrier to spiritual gain." Even if it doesn't clear your biochemical barriers, for sure downing all that cooking oil will clear your biochemical bowels. Hey - I'm all for enlightenment - especially if you can lose a few pounds.

McPhee must have passed with flying colors because if ever anyone was one with the aliens - she's it.

I mean, what real human sings "Someone To Watch Over Me" with a big smile? Just thinking about the song should make you cry. McPhee? McSinger is more like it.

And those "sessions" with Stevie Wonder and Andrea Bocelli? The blind leading the bland.

But it wasn't until the infamous Elvis night that the whole unreality became real for me. It was impossible to guess who in the whole bizarre Graceland segment was real and who was an alien. First off, there was the late Priscilla Presley, a Scientologist, who looked like she'd been created in a lab by her former son-in-law Wacko Jacko's plastic surgeon. Then there was Tommy Mottola and his unreasonable, nutty praise of McPhee. Finally though, there was McPhee's own scary medley of Elvis songs - it should have been on the SciFi Channel. All in all, it was a fright night to forget. Unfortunately, I can't. And I can't wait until tomorrow night, either.

Updated On: 5/15/06 at 09:39 AM

[blueroses]

Posted: 5/15/06 at 1:16pm

"I mean, what real human sings "Someone To Watch Over Me" with a big smile? Just thinking about the song should make you cry. McPhee? McSinger is more like it."

THANK YOU! Vapid, vapid, vapid. I want the dead-eyed Pageant Princess gone. Go Taylor!

[BroadwayGirl107]

Posted: 5/15/06 at 1:30pm

"I mean, what real human sings "Someone To Watch Over Me" with a big smile?"

Clearly, the author is idiotic...

[cabarethed]

Posted: 5/16/06 at 12:27pm

3 song night: Judges choice, music mogul Clive Davis's choice, and contestant choice.
Davis's choices are here: http://et.tv.yahoo.com/tv/14747/
I also have the judges choices, but not via link, and I'm not trying to spoil anyone who may not want to see.

[kyguy78]

Posted: 5/16/06 at 12:54pm

After reading Clive's picks, it seems that Elliot and Taylor may have gotten the better draws. But it seems like every year when it gets to this point, there's one of the finalists that usually gets a clunker or two from the judges or ol' Clive.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/16/06 at 12:57pm

That's what I thought Ky...the boys will be fine, but I suspect Kat will oversing this one...last week the arrangements sucked and the key was wrong...

No excuses, tho. If she isnt good, she should go.

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 5/16/06 at 12:59pm

'Open Arms' is a dreadful choice, it doesn't go anywhere beyond being verse/chorus and people generally just want to hear Steve Perry sing it.

'Dancing In the Dark' is good for Taylor, it doesn't have much range and he can jump around a lot during it.

Not sure about Katharine's song -- mostly because I can't remember how it goes.

[cabarethed]

Posted: 5/16/06 at 1:03pm

You're lucky you can't remember how Katharine's song goes. It's a real ear bleeder.

Ok, well, since those choices have been broadcast on the board, here are the judges:







Paula--->Elliott: What You Won't Do For Love- Bobby Caldwell
Randy--->Taylor: You Are So Beautiful- Joe Cocker
Simon--->Kat: Over The Rainbow- Judy Garland

[kyguy78]

Posted: 5/16/06 at 1:03pm

Well, I think Open Arms gives Elliot a chance to belt a little in the chorus and show off his voice. Taylor's song is perfect for him. But really, there's not a whole lot Kat can do with her song because it's a very simple song when you look at it and she doesn't do simple songs well.